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Old 08-12-10, 01:40 PM
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Naughty Bear was both false advertising and a pretty shitty game.
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Naughty Bear was both false advertising and a pretty shitty game.
The sad part is I think I still want to try it out if I can snag it for under $10. It did look pretty bad though when I watched somebody play it at Fry's. He was running around trying to figure out what to do and just had the worst time.
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PS3- White Knight Chronicles
I'll give the caveat that I only played a couple of hours into this game, which is only a small fraction of it, but what I saw didn't motivate me to get past that point. At least with the last Final Fantasy, I knew that there was a long tutorial phase, and you can kinda enjoy the mechanics before the system opens up... WKC had generic characters, a crappy, MMORPG-lite battle system, and you basically create your own character to be used in online play; the problem with that being that your character has very little to do but stand around in the background during the single player game.

More recently, Crackdown 2 may not be a bad game, but it's definitely wasn't worth a launch-day purchase. Talk about repetitive.
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And no game has pissed me off more than ... oh, let's say SMURFS for Colecovision.
Oh. My. God. FUCK that game. Even my prodigious 12-year-old gamer reflexes were no match for that POS.
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OUCH! This ought to be quite an adventure then. Fairytale away........
Well look at the bright side. You will have something else to contribute to this thread a couple of hours after you receive it
Old 08-12-10, 03:28 PM
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The first one that comes to mind is Metal Gear Solid 4. The game looked great and the gameplay was solid (pun!), but the cutscenes were absolute overkill for a story that made little sense. It's the only game I've played in recent years that was actually a chore to complete and when it was over, I just wanted those hours of my life back.

I also never got into the Phoenix Wright games on the DS. I gave the first one a shot and quit after a few hours of playing. Got the second one as a gift and decided to give the series another chance before quitting after less than an hour.
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I suppose it was only a matter of time before someone complained about cut scenes. MGS4's cut scenes were even cooler since they had the little flashback/memories things you could see if you pressed a button.
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Sticking purely current gen, as it would be impossible to go off of memory for really old stuff for me, my list would be:

Darkest of Days
Rock Revolution
Iron Man 1 & 2
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Lost: The Game. I bought it for $5 at a clearance sale because I love the show, but the game is unplayable.
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Infinite Undiscovery may not be the worst game ever, but is certainly the worst game I've played this generation -- and one the biggest POS's I've ever had the... "pleasure"... of slogging through.

Embarrassingly bad voice acting; generic characters; repetitive, generic gameplay; ugly art direction; empty, barren environments; nonsense story. The game is entirely half-assed and lazy, and if I had bought it at full price, I'd probably have quite gaming. Ugh.
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Originally Posted by glassdragon
I got Fairytale Fights free from a best buy coupon thing, and I felt ripped off.
me too! I donated it to the goodwill. Yeah, I'm evil like that.
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Infinite Undiscovery may not be the worst game ever, but is certainly the worst game I've played this generation -- and one the biggest POS's I've ever had the... "pleasure"... of slogging through.

Embarrassingly bad voice acting; generic characters; repetitive, generic gameplay; ugly art direction; empty, barren environments; nonsense story. The game is entirely half-assed and lazy, and if I had bought it at full price, I'd probably have quite gaming. Ugh.
*cry* I think I have this one unopened too. Man, maybe I'd be better off listing what i have unopened and getting you guys to tell me what is worth suffering through
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Legends of Wrestling series
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Superman Returns

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Killer 7
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Originally Posted by PixyJunket
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Nah, too easy.
Ah yes, this thread brings back some fond memories.
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The Double D Dodgeball XBLA game. I played a minute of the demo. I pity the person who spent 800 points on it.
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Originally Posted by atxbomber
Infinite Undiscovery may not be the worst game ever, but is certainly the worst game I've played this generation -- and one the biggest POS's I've ever had the... "pleasure"... of slogging through.

Embarrassingly bad voice acting; generic characters; repetitive, generic gameplay; ugly art direction; empty, barren environments; nonsense story. The game is entirely half-assed and lazy, and if I had bought it at full price, I'd probably have quite gaming. Ugh.
I never tried it, but was tempted. Is it worth $14? I think I saw it on Amazon for that price, along with The Last Remnant which was garbage.
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The Double D Dodgeball XBLA game. I played a minute of the demo. I pity the person who spent 800 points on it.
God, that was bad. It looked just like a 2600 game. I hope it's been delisted; I had totally forgot that one.

I suppose the XBLA Hall of Shame should include Rocky & Bullwinkle, the Chinese-made crap game Crazy Mouse and of course, everyone's least-favorite, Yaris.
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Ah yes, this thread brings back some fond memories.
I sure hope kvrdave took a chance on Batman Arkham Asylum.
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I'm sure alot of you would disagree with me, but I'd like to add Portal to the list. I played it for 10 minutes before I turned it off for good. I can't understand why it got all the hype. I laughed maybe once.
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10 minutes? I think the joke's on you.
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I'm sure alot of you would disagree with me, but I'd like to add Portal to the list. I played it for 10 minutes before I turned it off for good. I can't understand why it got all the hype. I laughed maybe once.
The game doesn't get funny until at least 11 minutes into it... Just short
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Originally Posted by Kedrix
Oh..and two of the games mentioned in this thread so far, I have but haven't opened yet (Eternal Sonata and Beowulf). Both bought very cheaply. I r afraid
I won't defend any of the other stinkers you've mentioned, but personally... I don't like JRPGs much, and I thought Eternal Sonata was pretty damn fun. And also very, very pretty.
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Originally Posted by nickdawgy
I never tried it, but was tempted. Is it worth $14? I think I saw it on Amazon for that price, along with The Last Remnant which was garbage.
I paid $20 and still thought it was garbage.
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I've played a lot of current gen games when I had a gamefly subscription and I think that Onichambra Bikini Squad game is the worst I've ever played. Yeah Iron Man was bad but at least I was able to gain some achievements..


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