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N64 Kid Comes Clean

The N64 Kid sure is getting a lot of publicity lately. His eBayed N64 is currently going for over $1000 and now he's even doing interviews.

DSMeet contacted him and scheduled a little Q&A; the real scoop, as it were. It's surprisingly informative. For example, we know that the Nintendo 64 kid now, as a teenager, speaks like a man who is on the cutting edge of white suburbia hep, telling us that his N64 was from his "moms and pops", perhaps followed by a "yote" or a "sjeeeeah". Or perhaps his parents were merely into orgies, who knows. And in response to the token 'wacky' Q&A question, "Do you like potato salad?", the N64 kid eloquently responds, "Naaaaa doood."

More interesting is the news that his girlfriend "Aysha" (yote) was the one who convinced him to put up the video. His current interests include both skateboarding and FILMING skateboarding (sjeeeeeah). But perhaps most shocking is this revelation:

DSM: Are you a gamer? N64Kid: NO not at all actually, haha I spend my time filming skateboarding and short films, editing, working on my website, skateboarding, being with my girlfriend, and what not.

Doooood. Consider your cred eliminated. But we like how he says "I think I used my lifetime supply of excitement all in one gift that year." If you were able to unleash that enthusiasm at will, the government could just hook you up to a generator and run all the nation's power grids over your high pitched vibration. Florian Eckhardt

N64 Kid Exclusive!

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