Best. Thread. Ever.

Who needs the emotion engine when you're got X-balls?

Why am I humming "Chestnut roasting on an open fire" over and over again as I read this thread?

I wonder who the first person will be who sues MS because he got elephantitis in one of his balls from playing too much 360. :shrug:

Or gets rich suing MS like the McD's coffee lady because the battery gets so darn hot while charging. Burned twig and berries would make for a sympathetic jury.

"Heard a sizzlin and it smelt like jimmy dean" :D

:lol:

Can you imagine.. You're playing on the 360. Your wife calls out, "Honey, what are you doing making bacon? I thought you were playing GRAW?"

two words Tit Bar! i'm almost sure there's a nurse there who will check out your condition for a couple dollars.

Two more words: The Clap ;)

So who's going to step up and e-mail customer service about this? Maybe if enough people send emails Microsoft will add it to their FAQ. :lol:

I guess we should have checked Microsofts website more carefully before we bought the 360:

http://img454.imageshack.us/img454/4...llscopy2al.jpg

rotfl rotfl rotfl

I just checked--MS must of changed it.

uh oh, I just started to pee green.

Wired: :banana:-other-:banana:

Wireless: :sad:-other-:sad:

You're screwed!

I'm more worried about what effects my laptop with a wireless modem will have on my nether regions.

I think the original BIG XBOX controller shape, and to a lesser extent the later small XBOX controllers and the new 360 controllers, are great for developing the hand muscles used when gripping your Johnson while masturbating.

And before you guys start protesting...You're GAMERS... so it's a given you Masturbate. Some more than others, but you all Masturbate. :lol:

And this is why you should get free hardcore porn and lube with every preorder, we don't all want to end up like the guy in that WoW video. :lol:

I WASNT MASTURBATING--- I was checking for lumps!!! GEEZ

:lol:

Best thread ever.

I masturbate, but I don't game and wank. :)