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Old 06-14-05, 02:25 AM
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You know you play too much Halo 2 when....

This thread is for all you other harcore, good, bad it doesnt matter but you play it too much thread to Finish the statement with actual, or ficticious saying.Ill start

You know you play too much Halo 2 when ....

you walk by people in public you wonder what their gamertag and team slayer level would be.

your asked how long you played halo 2 the night before you dont use time but games played
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You body hump corpses that are laying about after a fatal car accident you caused.
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You body hump corpses that are laying about after a fatal car accident you caused.


You stare out of windows, wishing you had sniper zoom.
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You watch Band of Brothers and wonder why the the allied troops don't have avatars above their heads. Yes, that really happened to me.
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You start dreaming of games in your sleep
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Theres black fog everywhere you've never been.

Oh wait... Thats because Ive been playing too many RTS games
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I once melee'd my wife in the head while sleeping and dreaming of Halo2. This was after a particularly long playing session.
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You're playing another FPS and are amazed that you can hold more than 2 guns.

You're playing Mario Sunshine and just before you die, you try to toss out a quick grenade.

Someone cuts you off in traffic and you squint your eyes at them trying to lock-on.

Everytime you are talking with friends you tap the white button.

When you leave for work in the morning you do a quick check for spawn-campers.

You can now take a dump within the time it takes to connect to a new matchmaking game.

When you strike out at your softball game, you quit and leave. So does the rest of your team. Leaving one person vs the opposition. The game lasts 3 days.

You are rushing to blockbuster to return a video 10 seconds before it closes. You're hoping for "sudden death."

You were jumping onto the deck on your back yard and tried to crouch while jumping. You broke your nose with your kneecap.

Whenever someone turns his/her back towards you the first thing you think is- one hit kill melee.

If you meet someone on the street and thier first name is XxXTobias420, it doesn't seem odd to you.

You join the army and on the first day, you don't get the sniper rifle, so you wine and start shooting at the teammate who does.
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Originally Posted by mmconhea
When you leave for work in the morning you do a quick check for spawn-campers.
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You create a "You know you play too much Halo 2" thread.
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"You are rushing to blockbuster to return a video 10 seconds before it closes. You're hoping for "sudden death."

Best one yet!
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Originally Posted by V-ism
You create a "You know you play too much Halo 2" thread.
I thought the same thing.
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Originally Posted by tjr2mental
"You are rushing to blockbuster to return a video 10 seconds before it closes. You're hoping for "sudden death."

Best one yet!
I don't get it....
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here's a few crappy ones....

"You shot down down and corpse-humped the EB Games clerk who asked you if you put $5 down on Killzone 2 yet....."

"You attempt to hold up a 7 Eleven with a homemade Plasma Sword...."
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I know i've played too much Halo 2 when I start to notice that while playing the game, it's the same level over and over again...
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Originally Posted by V-ism
You create a "You know you play too much Halo 2" thread.
(lol hes got my vote for best one.)

You call your local friends by their gamertag name when in public.

When someone dies in real life you wonder where theyre going to respawn

You get booted from halo 2 because the servers are down for maintenance
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Originally Posted by mmconhea
Someone cuts you off in traffic and you squint your eyes at them trying to lock-on.

When you leave for work in the morning you do a quick check for spawn-campers.
I don't play Halo (I play lots of UT), but both of these apply to me!
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Your wfie leaves you and you lose your job at the plant.
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Your terminology changes; taking a photo without the viewfinder is called:no-scoping,
the sewing machine is now called the needler, and a group of 4 or more people crossing the street is now a Killtacular.
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Originally Posted by Cedrock
(lol hes got my vote for best one.)
You call your local friends by their gamertag name when in public.
When I played Halo 1 none of my friends ever call each other like that but I meet other people who are into the Halo 2 Generation and they all call each other by their tag name.

I find it very annoying to hear them talk like that. I like halo but to call someone by their tag name is just ignorant.

Another thing is that they always talk about their rank level (One more win and I'm in level 20, men!) Dumd ass fools!

They never have anything else to talk about except Halo 2.

They also think that everything they see in a movie or on TV it came from halo like Starship Troopers (The guns they use, The helmets, even the combat planes) and Star Wars (storm Troopers).

They also relate everything to halo. If they are watching a movie let's say spiderman and he is swinging around they'll say "Men if I had that sniper I'll pop that muthaf_ker" 'Pushhhhh'(rifle sound effect).
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You come on here to post about it.
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Originally Posted by mmconhea
You can now take a dump within the time it takes to connect to a new matchmaking game.
Ah, so I'm not the only one?!

Great responses, btw!
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Originally Posted by kar10
When I played Halo 1 none of my friends ever call each other like that but I meet other people who are into the Halo 2 Generation and they all call each other by their tag name.

I find it very annoying to hear them talk like that. I like halo but to call someone by their tag name is just ignorant.

Another thing is that they always talk about their rank level (One more win and I'm in level 20, men!) Dumd ass fools!

They never have anything else to talk about except Halo 2.

They also think that everything they see in a movie or on TV it came from halo like Starship Troopers (The guns they use, The helmets, even the combat planes) and Star Wars (storm Troopers).

They also relate everything to halo. If they are watching a movie let's say spiderman and he is swinging around they'll say "Men if I had that sniper I'll pop that muthaf_ker" 'Pushhhhh'(rifle sound effect).
"I sense alot of anger in you young skywalker" I think you need to go kill some people in halo2.
Nah i dont call friends by gamertag i barely do in the game, my friend told me he got called by his gamertag in a 7eleven and was about to beat his friend up, lol.

When you carry a copy of halo 2, and a headset in your pocket at all times.
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Originally Posted by mmconhea
You were jumping onto the deck on your back yard and tried to crouch while jumping. You broke your nose with your kneecap.
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You quickly rush in-between matchmaking games to piss and get a drink of water, and somehow you end up drinking your own pee.


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