Need Trash Talk
 

I'm running out of trash talk for Capcom Vs SNK. Does anyone have any suggestions?

So far i've used
-'Get on the bus, cuz I'm about to take you to school'
-'m going to videotape this to remind me of how great I am.
-I doesn't matter how I pick for #2 and #3, since you won't get past #1.
-Did I hit you? I cant tell since I'm playing with my eyes closed.
-And STAY down.


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Here's one for all the trash talkers out there: "My self-esteem is so low I have to resort to cheesey trash talking on an Internet video game to make myself feel better."

:D ;)

five simple letters..

OWNED

"I retire the champion."

works every time.

"________, I mock your value system. You also appear foolish to the eyes of others."

"Past instances in which I professed to like you were fraudulent."

"I engaged in intercourse with your spouse or significant other."

ralph wiggum: brilliant!

LoL, Static owns Zero :lol:

"Get ready to have your birth certificate revoked..."

"I'm about to beat you like a pinata..."

(Think that's the correct spelling although I couldn't put in the emphasis punctuation)

"Well, the jerk store called, and they're runnin' out of you!"

"Hoyyoooooooo!"

"Your defense, is offensive!"

:lol:

Great Seinfeld reference...

"nnnnnext"

My personal favorite "Your mom's a man"

Here are some Battlefield 1942 experiences.

A guy complained that my kill wasn't significant cause I got him from behind.

To which I replied...

"I thought you liked it from behind."

I had a guy on a server we were playing on.tell me to "Hurry up and get the f*** out"

My Reply.....

"Thats the same thing your mom says to your dad."

It's killing me. I can't remember what you're referencing with these quotes. Could you please tell me before my head implodes?

"That's OK, because you're their best selling product!"

"Oh yeah! I slept with your wife!"

"His wife's in a coma."

Whenever that big KO comes across the scene, I always say

"IT'S SO PRETTAY!!" Like Wesley Snipes in White Men Can't Jump!"

"Whoa, did you just hit me with your purse?"

Would you rather be stupid or ugly?

It was the Simpsons espisode where Flanders' house was destroyed by a "hurricane." These are the insults that Homer read to Ned in the mental hospital to make him angry.

THANK YOU!!!