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Old 08-01-02, 04:54 PM
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Disprove the Toilet Theory

I have a theory that every game that has a bathroom and toilet is guarunteed to be a good game. I have never played a bad game that had a toilet. Now, I haven't played a lot of games, so I have no way of proving for sure that there are no games with toilets that aren't good.

Examples of games with toilets that were good:

Deus Ex, Goldeneye, Eternal Darkness, Perfect Dark, Half-Life, Kingpin, many many others.

Now, my challenge to you is, name a game that sucked that has a toilet. To qualify as a bad game, it has to have below a 70% rating on http://gamerankings.com/

Oh, and because I believe my theory is true and would thus lead to the immediate end of the thread, name any good games with toilets also.
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Old 08-01-02, 04:58 PM
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America's Army also has a toilet in one of the maps.
the classic Duke Nuken had a toilet as well.
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Old 08-01-02, 05:00 PM
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Resident Evil is another best selling game series that featured toilets.
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I kept finding Toad in the bathroom in Luigi's Mansion and that game sold fairly well and got a 79%.

Maybe there are no bad toilet games.
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Max Payne has a toilet...Good Game!
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now you've given away the secret of a good game, everyone's going to do it, and the theory will be blown.
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Old 08-01-02, 05:13 PM
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Army Men Advanced

http://gamerankings.com/htmlpages3/4607.asp
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Old 08-01-02, 05:16 PM
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Originally posted by Gallant Pig
Army Men Advanced

http://gamerankings.com/htmlpages3/4607.asp
Oh well, it was fun to dream for awhile.
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Old 08-01-02, 05:17 PM
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Originally posted by Gallant Pig
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d'oh! Are you sure it has a toilet?
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Old 08-01-02, 05:24 PM
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Yeah, but what about bidets??! Maybe there's still hope for the theory.
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Old 08-01-02, 05:26 PM
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Originally posted by zig


d'oh! Are you sure it has a toilet?
Sorry to be a wet blanket but yeah...

Explore 17 levels and sublevels, featuring places like the Tan jail, the bathroom, the patio, the garage and Area 41.
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Aww Snaps!
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Old 08-01-02, 05:34 PM
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Originally posted by Gromit
Yeah, but what about bidets??! Maybe there's still hope for the theory.
How about games with bath houses?
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Old 08-01-02, 06:06 PM
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Toy Commander for dreamcast had a toilet also, not a very good game.
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My roommate has a fascination with video game toilets... he always has to spend an extra 20 minutes playing around in the video game's bathroom - trying to flush the toilet or hopping in the shower or standing on the counter with the sinks and trying to look at himself in the mirror (which often isn't reflective). As for the original post - me and him have always felt this way about games with toilets in them and have had this very discussion before.
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Toy Commander for dreamcast had a toilet also, not a very good game.
For some reason I liked this game.
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Old 08-01-02, 06:46 PM
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It figures it's an Army Men game that breaks the theory. There are so many of them that suck, they were bound to put a toilet in eventually.
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Doesn't count if the toilet is larger than your character.
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Old 08-01-02, 07:13 PM
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Ahhh, good loophole!
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Doesn't count if the toilet is larger than your character.
 
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I remember a toilet in Final Fantasy 7 ...
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Originally posted by Trigger
Doesn't count if the toilet is larger than your character.
This will forever be known as the Army Men Loophole aka Catch Tiny Stool.
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If i recall, From Dusk Till Dawn on the PC had a toliet, and that game blew like nothing else.
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MOH:AA has toilets! And a bathtub, too.
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What about Army of Darkness: Return of the King? Did that have a toilet? It was reportedly terrible.

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