WHo will lose their virginity first ?

Bart or Lisa ?

Bart, no doubt
 

Apart from being older than his sister, Bart is the one who tends to break the rules. Relative to her brother, Lisa is a dorky prude (not that there's anything wrong with either...but they don't tend to be the first kids to lose their cherry)

What about Maggie?
 

Well, I don't know if this counts as losing your cherry, but I think Maggie will go first because, well, how many times have you seen her w/out sucking on something?

Skank lil ho.

Lisa
 

sometimes I think those prudy types can hit the bed a lot faster if you know what I mean.

Neither. Both will remain the same age forever, as they have for ten years or so.

Re: Lisa
 

Was thinking the same thing :)

Lisa will be a virgin on her wedding night, as Milhouse will not have counted.


J