Original Desmond

What are some of your favourite lines in TV history ?

There are going to be a lot

Some of mine

Breaking Bad - "Run"

Breaking Bad - "Yeah Bitch Magnets"

The Incredible Hulk - "Mr McGee don't make me angry, you wouldn't like me when i'm angry"

The Shield - "Good cop and bad cop have left for the day. I'm a different kind of cop"

Buffy - "Don't. That thing, it wasn't even real. What you did for me and Dawn... that was real. I won't forget it."

GOT - "Hold the door"

GoldenJCJ

davidh777

sportsfan64

WKRP in Cincinnati:

Toonview

Number one for me too. Every time, all the time. I will never forget how hard I laughed at this.

"It's a cookbook!" is a close number 2.

Michael Corvin

"Hello, Newman"

"Serenity now!"

"Oh yeah, the jerk store called and they're running out of you."

"And you want to be my latex salesman."

"But I don't want to be a pirate!"




Friends:
"How you doin?"

"We were on a break!"

"Oh. My. God." - Janice

"Pivot!"

"Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy, and it is a big deal!"

"It's a moo point. It's like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter, It's moo."

astrochimp

LorenzoL

You can probably choose hundreds from the Simpsons but this is the one that I still use to annoy my Vegan/Vegetarian friends:

"You don't make friends with salad"

Trevor

“No more Japanese food before you go to bed.”

B5Erik

Nothing comes close to this...

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The best there is, the best there was, the best there ever will be.

leacha

The world ends when you’re dead. Until then, you got more punishment in store. Stand it like a man… and give some back.
Al Swearengen

Sonic

The Jeffersons - George: "You jive turkey!"

V original series: "The Visitors are not our friends! They've come to take our planet!"

Columbo: "Oh one more thing!"

Shannon Nutt

Same series, different quote:

(After old Jewish guy shows a kid how to spray paint a "V" on a Visitors poster)

"You understand? For Victory. Go tell your friends!"

Sonic

I remember bragging in school how great this series was. Man so many shocking nights. Especially the baby giving birth and sticking out the lizard tongue. I remember when Diana ate a rat and everyone in school was talking about it all day.

Eric F

Exactly.

Seinfeld probably wins by far.

Norm de Plume

I might be misremembering, but from Family Ties, in the episode when Mallory gets a higher IQ score than Alex, Elyse says something like, "You're a nice boy, Alex", at which point Alex crumples onto the counter in distress.

Neitzl

"Mom always said, don't play ball in the house"
"Oh! My nose!"
"Something suddenly came up"
"I am a little Sunflower; sunny, brave and true. From tiny bud to blosssom, I do good deeds for you."
"Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!"
"I did nothing wrong"

Yeah, I love the Brady Bunch.....

SteveA

From STNG

Picard -- Make it so!

My favorite Data quote -- If you prick me, do I not leak.

Plus all the quotes from the original series:

Bones -- Dammit Jim, I'm a doctor, not a ...

Scotty -- I'm giving her all she's got, Captain.

So, so many more.

The Infidel

New Girl

Nick: "We are right where they want us, Jess. Just suckling on the teat of consumerism. That's the exact reason I got rid of my phone."
Winston: "You were denied a cell phone because you have the credit score of a homeless ghost."
Nick: "How I got here doesn't matter!"
Winston: "You weigh more than your credit score."

That "homeless ghost" part had me rolling for a good half-hour.

Another favorite is from an early episode of The Simpsons:

Marge: "Homer, we'd like to talk to you."
Homer: "But then I won't be watching TV. You can see the bind I'm in."

Sonny Corinthos

I'm going old school.

Nip it in the bud!

What choo talkin' bout Willis?

Kiss my grits!

Did I do that?

Dy-no-mite!

Sit on it!

Up your nose with a rubber hose.

Meathead - Dead from the neck up.

Live long and prosper.

Sock it to me!

You hear that Elizabeth? I'm coming to join you honey!

cleaver

Bart Simpson in response to Native American religion: Thank God we've come to our senses and worship a carpenter who lived 2000 years ago.

badlieut

Bart Simpson "If you don't watch the violence, you'll never get desensitized to it."

Joeboo835

Growing Pains: "No, that's a colossal. THIS is a WOAH!"

Seinfeld: "I'm out"

wishbone

Night Court
"...but I'm feeling MUCH better now!"
"Art, that wasn't herb tea... that was Herb!"
"This man just saved your life and now you've got to sleep with him."
"My yak hair arrived!"
"I've had every woman in this building! I've had stewardesses from fourteen different countries. I have had den mothers."

Sonic

The Honeymooners

Norton: Hello ball!
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Ralph: I'll be right out my wife's taking a bath in the sink!
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Norton: A pox on you and all your ancestors!
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Boxer: Hey get a load of fatso there!