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Old 12-04-09, 07:05 PM
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Re: Jersey Shore - Or What Could Be the Greatest Reality Show EVER

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Originally Posted by JZ1276
nope, not for me...

btw, i am a bartender, i do great things.

I read this about 2 minutes before she said it. I almost spit my drink out.
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Re: Jersey Shore - Or What Could Be the Greatest Reality Show EVER

Take a drink ever time someone uses the word "vibe"... No wait, that will kill someone.
Old 12-05-09, 12:47 AM
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Originally Posted by DGibFen
I'm surprised they didn't license the "Hot Chicks with Douchebags" for the show title. Fits it perfectly.
Based on what I've seen, the "hot chicks" part would probably be considered false advertising.
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I find Sammi pretty damn hot, personally. The others don't do much for me, although Angelina looks ok from time to time.
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Re: Jersey Shore - Or What Could Be the Greatest Reality Show EVER

sammi is hot but i wouldnt mind putting it into snookie's butt........with 3 condoms on definitely
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Re: Jersey Shore - Or What Could Be the Greatest Reality Show EVER

that was clsssic when that dude was making out with spooki and he blew chunks.. and whats up with her wanting to leave cause she's not the center of attention?

I agree sammi is hot.. she has some fine legs.
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Re: Jersey Shore - Or What Could Be the Greatest Reality Show EVER

Originally Posted by raven56706
sammi is hot but i wouldnt mind putting it into snookie's butt
I think that is the title of the next episode.
Old 12-05-09, 06:57 PM
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This show is amazing. I caught it in the middle of the night, and while I was tired as shit, I couldn't stop watching. The Situation is fantastic.
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Re: Jersey Shore - Or What Could Be the Greatest Reality Show EVER

Crap, this show is way too watchable. Most of the girls look kinda fug normally but one or two clean up nice despite the orange skin.
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Originally Posted by JZ1276
i am a bartender, i do great things.
I don't think I ever laughed harder.

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Finish your bottle when Snookie gets punched in her mouth by a guido.
Oh yeah, I did.
Old 12-06-09, 02:30 AM
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Originally Posted by sergtv
whats up with her wanting to leave cause she's not the center of attention?
Women like those have a hole in their souls that cant be filled by anything but the sweet nourishing warmth of attention. Its like oxygen to them, its their life force. Without it they wither and die. So they'll do anything to keep the supply going. Make out with random chicks in public, fake suicide attempts, acting out and generally being as loud and obnoxious as possible.
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I can't believe these are the best looking girls they could get for this show. Snookie? Seriously? The only female with a decent body is fake tits girl. The rest are all kind of sloppy.

I have seen girls 50x hotter down the Jersey Shore. This is unacceptable.

This really is no different from the Real World though. What is with girls and the constant cockblocking? Horrendous. I would have killed Angelina already.
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I think Sammi is pretty cute, in an around the way girl kind of way. Snooki looks like a random monster from Hellboy 2 though.
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LOL, I can't stop watching that .gif. I've been sitting here staring at it for like 5 minutes. It's hilarious how her whole face pulsates when she gets tagged. Shit looks like the boxers faces when they got hit in the old school video game Ring King.
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Damn, I wasn't going to watch this garbage and now I've watched the first 2 and I'm hooked. So horrible, so trashy but so good.

None of the girls look particularly good when they do there camera "confessionals" but Sammi and JWow look pretty good when they're out whoring.
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Re: Jersey Shore - Or What Could Be the Greatest Reality Show EVER

so does that douche get arrested for punching that barbie?
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Re: Jersey Shore - Or What Could Be the Greatest Reality Show EVER

Originally Posted by Matthew Chmiel


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That's fantastic. Is it from Jersey Shore? Is there a clip online?
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Re: Jersey Shore - Or What Could Be the Greatest Reality Show EVER

There was a guy from some Italian American Cultural Group on the radio(KFI in LA) last night and apparently his group had been trying to get this show shelved due to the "negative Italian stereotypes".
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Re: Jersey Shore - Or What Could Be the Greatest Reality Show EVER

Originally Posted by Giantrobo
There was a guy from some Italian American Cultural Group on the radio(KFI in LA) last night and apparently his group had been trying to get this show shelved due to the "negative Italian stereotypes".
"We no like-a the show! It make-a us look like idiots. Where are the shows about Italian-American contributions to society, like-a plumbing and-a jumping over the flaming barrels?"
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Originally Posted by troystiffler
That's fantastic. Is it from Jersey Shore? Is there a clip online?
Supposedly its Snookie. I don't know who the guy is.

I'm reminded of the Chris Rock routine about women arguing with men.
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It'sa me, the situation!

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