The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
#1126
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
Geoff as the guest was brilliant.
"I was like cussing! Cussing! Cussing! Cussing and I have in fact exhausted my supply." - Craig Ferguson
"The Navy Seals when they went into Osama's compound found a massive collection of pornography in his bedroom. At what point did he go from being a creepy mastermind to a creepy masturbater? At what point?! It's tough enough to hide porn from one wife but from three! Am I right fellas? Am I right? Hey hey hey!" - Craig Ferguson
"It's a good weight loss plan; dying." - Geoff Peterson
"I was like cussing! Cussing! Cussing! Cussing and I have in fact exhausted my supply." - Craig Ferguson
"The Navy Seals when they went into Osama's compound found a massive collection of pornography in his bedroom. At what point did he go from being a creepy mastermind to a creepy masturbater? At what point?! It's tough enough to hide porn from one wife but from three! Am I right fellas? Am I right? Hey hey hey!" - Craig Ferguson
"It's a good weight loss plan; dying." - Geoff Peterson
#1127
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
I wonder if they were just short a guest for Monday, though that was funnier than many of Craig's real interviews. The guy who voices Geoff is pretty talented, the stuff he comes up with on the fly is great and that voice is hilarious. They've been doing a good mix of live Geoff and sound bite Geoff recently.
#1128
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
"The Navy Seals when they went into Osama's compound found a massive collection of pornography in his bedroom. At what point did he go from being a creepy mastermind to a creepy masturbater? At what point?! It's tough enough to hide porn from one wife but from three! Am I right fellas? Am I right? Hey hey hey!" - Craig Ferguson
#1130
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
Hilarious interviews with Betty and Patton.
"When I see kids, even my own kids on my lawn I'm like get off! Oh, you're my kids, alright. I suppose you have a right to be there." - Craig Ferguson
"There's nothing like a warm hand on your opening." - Craig Ferguson
"When I see kids, even my own kids on my lawn I'm like get off! Oh, you're my kids, alright. I suppose you have a right to be there." - Craig Ferguson
"There's nothing like a warm hand on your opening." - Craig Ferguson
#1132
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
"Let the applause and cheering gently go away by using the dial on the machine!" - Craig Ferguson
"P.T. Barnum was of course famous for saying "There's a sucker born every minute." He was less famous for also saying "I wonder what it's like to be felt up by the lobster man?"" - Craig Ferguson
"P.T. Barnum was of course famous for saying "There's a sucker born every minute." He was less famous for also saying "I wonder what it's like to be felt up by the lobster man?"" - Craig Ferguson
#1134
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
that may have been the funniest tweets and e-mail ever
"Behind every robot skeleton there's a gay...great man." - Geoff Peterson
"I'm just like you young people except I'm older with no fingerprints and burnt genitals." - Craig Ferguson
"ding, ding, ding goes the trolley. Tweet, tweet, tweet goes the mail." - Geoff Peterson
"Behind every robot skeleton there's a gay...great man." - Geoff Peterson
"I'm just like you young people except I'm older with no fingerprints and burnt genitals." - Craig Ferguson
"ding, ding, ding goes the trolley. Tweet, tweet, tweet goes the mail." - Geoff Peterson
#1135
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#1136
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"Just before we turned on the camera and came live into your bathroom." - Craig Ferguson
"I haven't cussed all week on this show but I find it's too much." - Craig Ferguson
"If this is the last day on Earth this could be the last TV show you ever see so why don't you put a DVD in or something." - Craig Ferguson
"I haven't cussed all week on this show but I find it's too much." - Craig Ferguson
"If this is the last day on Earth this could be the last TV show you ever see so why don't you put a DVD in or something." - Craig Ferguson
#1137
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#1139
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
Last night/this morning was one of the worst times I've had yet with Crohn's, including a 103 temperature, violent shaking and vomiting for several hours. This news is exciting enough to actually rescue my day!
#1140
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
This week's lineup:
Monday: Jack Black, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
Tuesday: Courtney Cox, Carrot Top
Wednesday: Norm MacDonald (), NPR's Julie McCarthy
Thursday: Seth Green, Lance Burton
Friday: Drew Carey
Monday: Jack Black, Quinton "Rampage" Jackson
Tuesday: Courtney Cox, Carrot Top
Wednesday: Norm MacDonald (), NPR's Julie McCarthy
Thursday: Seth Green, Lance Burton
Friday: Drew Carey
#1141
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
"I was warned not to advertise an Australian strip club on CBS television and you know me; I always do what I'm fucking told." - Craig Ferguson
"Don't worry, though. Oprah's show will be in reruns until September and then she will be replaced by Ashton Kutcher." - Craig Ferguson
"I know you're the best audience we've ever had but shut up." - Craig Ferguson
"soul daddy gonna crank some tweets sucka." - Geoff Peterson
"Don't worry, though. Oprah's show will be in reruns until September and then she will be replaced by Ashton Kutcher." - Craig Ferguson
"I know you're the best audience we've ever had but shut up." - Craig Ferguson
"soul daddy gonna crank some tweets sucka." - Geoff Peterson
#1143
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
"I can hardly hear myself over your completely real applause and cheering which is overwhelming. It's genuine. It's like doing Oprah's last show except we've got 20,000 less people and a middle aged white dude." - Craig Ferguson
"I like my cowboy hats like I like my boobies. I like em big and fake and pushed down over my eyes." - Craig Ferguson
"I like my cowboy hats like I like my boobies. I like em big and fake and pushed down over my eyes." - Craig Ferguson
#1144
DVD Talk Legend
Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
Just watched the special on Netflix. Good stuff for sure, I'm always glad to see more Craig. Hopefully it makes it's way to DVD or Blu soon.
#1145
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
This week's lineup:
Monday: Adam Goldberg, Lucy Punch
Tuesday: Ray Romano, author/TV host Dr. Lisa Masterson
Wednesday: David Beckham*, Shohreh Aghdasloo
Thursday: Dick Van Dyke, author Kristin Gore
Friday: Carla Gugino
*Dirk Weems started tweeting again for the first time in a year, so we may get another episode of ESPN-UK.
Monday: Adam Goldberg, Lucy Punch
Tuesday: Ray Romano, author/TV host Dr. Lisa Masterson
Wednesday: David Beckham*, Shohreh Aghdasloo
Thursday: Dick Van Dyke, author Kristin Gore
Friday: Carla Gugino
*Dirk Weems started tweeting again for the first time in a year, so we may get another episode of ESPN-UK.
#1146
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
"What they do (Warner Bros.) is they watch what CBS does to market this show then do completely the opposite of that." - Craig Ferguson
"I had a monkey. I had to spank that monkey everyday." - Craig Ferguson
"I had a monkey. I had to spank that monkey everyday." - Craig Ferguson
#1147
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
"Everyone's friendly (in Canada) and they say sorry. What are you saying sorry for? I don't know. Sorry." - Craig Ferguson
"Why do you hear dirtiness in everything that I say?" - Craig Ferguson
"It's memorial day where we honor the great men and women who've defended our country. Thank you and we celebrate their service with sales on mattresses." - Craig Ferguson
"Here at CBS the network has its memorial day tradition of not giving me the day off. That's right our network motto is CBS cares about making the immigrant work in the holidays." - Craig Ferguson
"Why do you hear dirtiness in everything that I say?" - Craig Ferguson
"It's memorial day where we honor the great men and women who've defended our country. Thank you and we celebrate their service with sales on mattresses." - Craig Ferguson
"Here at CBS the network has its memorial day tradition of not giving me the day off. That's right our network motto is CBS cares about making the immigrant work in the holidays." - Craig Ferguson
#1148
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Re: The Craig Ferguson Appreciation Thread
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#1150
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