Charlie Goose

The 35th season of SNL begins tonight.

With today's hottest young chick, Megan Fox.

She'll be yesterday's news soon enough.

The writers have had an entire summer to create comedy magic, so don't drink anything during the show lest it come out your nose!

Goldberg74

I sure hope that it's good.

I'll miss Casey and Michaela. I hope the new girls (Jenny and Nasim) are good.

Here's the (tentative) Host/MG list for the first 4 eps:

09/26 - H: Megan Fox - MG: U2
10/03 - H: Ryan Reynolds - MG: Lady Gaga
10/10 - H: Drew Barrymore - MG: Regina Spektor
10/17 - H: Gerard Butler - MG: Shakira

LorenzoL

Hey Charlie, since you started the thread, does it mean that you are bringing back the "Goose meter" for SNL again?

Looking forward to U2 tonight and if Megan Fox performance is anything like her cameo on the Thursday show, I don't have high hopes for it.

Charlie Goose

I haven't had the strength for that for some time now.

Goldberg74

Remember when I used to make those Grading Sheets with the DVDTalk Member average... man was that a pain in the butt.

But I've always liked the Goose-O-Meter!

JeffTheAlpaca

So true. Don't see any Oscars in her future lol


No SNL photo banner with the guest host with this thread?

I hope U2 performs 4 songs and keeps Kristen Wiig off the screen as much as possible.

Goldberg74

Charlie beat me to the punch today in starting the thread (seems he had a late night last night)... or I just sent to bed a bit too early.

Maybe next week.

Matthew Chmiel

I'm expecting a lackluster season premiere tonight.

I'm looking more forward to the next two weeks. Ryan Reynolds can turn trash into gold, so even with lackluster material, he should make an entertaining host. Drew Barrymore has been an energetic host the past few times she's been on and I'm sure we will get numerous celebrity guests that night.

Daytripper

So far, so bad.

Drav3n

alright! another terrible lip-synced performance. Hopefully she humps another speaker again! haha

agreed... this is terrible so far

astrochimp

This is just painful.

MrX

Holy shit! They had an entire summer to work and this steaming pile is all they could come up with.

Even the digital short is god awful.

Me007gold

That Russian whore skit was TERRIBLE

Daytripper

Grady Wilson's "Buring Up the Bedsheets". What the hell was that??

A-aron

nice! we now join U2 already in progress.

Daytripper

Yeah, the only thing that everyone knew would be good. Too bad that airlline skit wasn't already in progress. Or cut short.

Charlie Goose

I hope that flight attendant isn't going to be a recurring character.

barndoor67

Boring!

0073735963

God I hate manufactured no talent ass clown lip-syncing "artists"...U2 shows again what real talent is. Just like when they came on a week after Ashlee Simpson..."we're live, live, live". Is that what Bono was doing at the end of the first song?

Forget waterboarding, just make the terrorists watch the comedy portion of SNL...

Daytripper

Still the funniest show on television though. Just kidding.

Ranger

I thought the opening was ok. Watching taken on the plane, stuff on computer, etc. Megan's dress was nice. The plane crash thing was tired but I laughed when they said the pilot got really tired of pushing one button.

I thought Kenan left.

Tommy Ceez

You think they will win the night for the gay demographic?

Charlie Goose

WU had a couple of good jokes, especially the part about a combo Israel and Palestine already exisiting, and we know it as Queens. It's funny 'cuz it's true!

shaun3000

Who replaced Don Pardo as announcer? (Don retired at the end of last season)

Charlie Goose

I'm not even that big a U2 fan, but damn they're good.