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That is sad yet really funny.

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I loved how the episode before the finale for Tough Love had Taylor ( the lion girl) and Willie got tattoos and hers was the Tough Love logo with the lock and his tattoo was the key and she said, "I have the lock and you have the key to my..." and Willie said "Booty" and she slapped him and said "they key to my heart". I thought that was great, maybe she'll be rethinking the tattoo.

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I guess we'll find out in Tough Love 3 cos I wouldn't be surprised if she returned. I'd welcome it if she actually bitches about the terrible success rate of the show. :lol:

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Why the fuck is Kari Ann Peniche being brought back for a Rehab show? That whiny bitch is just fucking mental! She is fucking crazy and disrupts everyone else recovery.

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^ I know. I can't stand her. Dr. Drew is a media whore and total douche. He brought her in for ratings and drama, not to get help. She's a spoiled pain in the ass. I hope Heidi goes nuts on her and kicks her ass or something.

Mike Starr consistently cracks me up. Easily the most polite drug addict I've ever seen.

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^^A couple of episodes back it was pretty sad, when she was arguing with the staff there about getting a hard pack of cigarettes, when they handed her a soft pack. Tool Academy 3 starts tomorrow night. Also VH1 is airing a show from MTV Canada called "Peak Season: Vancouver", I am guessing this is Canada's answer to the Real World. Its starts tomorrow at 10:30 every night while the Olympics are on, it might be worth checking out.

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Except when he was throwing up a whole bunch of corn on the floor and passive-aggressive Shelly had to clean it up.

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I should have specified "when he's not kicking hardcore".

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I thought it was funny in the next episode he was shown eating corn again.

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Looking forward to Tool Academy. Missed season one, but got a kick out of season two. Not sure about Peak Season, I thought it was going to be something like that gawd-awful Secrets of Aspen thing that was on recently.

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Watched the new season premiere of TA. Anyone else think the lone guy there bc his gf is a tool looks like a huge pussy? Seriously, control your chick or date someone else. She's a total skank anyways.

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He seems OK, but then again, he does date a skank. Also, I wouldn't call him a pussy to his face. I think had they let them he would have dismantled the "Neander-Tool" (which is the best tool nickname I've seen, BTW).

Funniest line: The self described "only chocolate chip in the cookie," after they found out they were on Tool Academy, was talking about the other tools being nervous over what their partners would say to them: "Hell, I'm married to a sister. I might get stabbed!"

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Cazyn "The wrestler tool" was the biggest pussy walking out on the Tool Academy, all because he got beat in a wrestling match by the "Lesbian Tool".

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Actually Chasyn seemed to want out long before his beatdown. And Jennavessia's boyfriend would have ripped the Neander-Tool to shreds. It'd be funny if the skank's beau and NT's girl leave the show as a couple. Either can do better than their respective partners.

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I had to laugh when they changed Ripped Tools name to Teary Tool. I haven't seen a guy cry that much since this season of The Bachelor.

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Is he crying again? He's got to stop crying! BE A MAN!

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Plus he makes a pretty funny face when he does cry.

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His facial features are too small for his head... everything looks drawn too close together. Good stuff to point and laugh at.

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:lol: indeed that was classic and the guy that is crying definitely scrunches his face to much, they need to cross him over with jersey shore.

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From what I understand, "Sex Rehab" was filmed after "Celebrity Rehab" and "Sober House." It ended up being selected to air first to nab big ratings due to the salacious content. It looks like the producers reshot certain scenes and staged a new interview sequence to make it seem like Kari Ann was making a huge return to Dr. Drew's kingdom when, in fact, this was her first visit.

Again, I thought this is how Dr. Drew presented it on the Howard Stern Show last fall, but I could be wrong.

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I think I'm just about done with the Rehab shows. It was tough, but I was able to forgive the constant manipulation of the timeline to create a "storyline" each week, but hearing that, ugh... I hate manufactured reality.

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People watching Tool Academy 3? It's fantastic. The weird crying guy was at it again. What was up with his face? I loved why he was with her. A crying "you complete me" where everyone in the room was stifling laughter.

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Yeah, it's bad enough on a lightweight fluff show like I Love Money or something, but on a show like this that purports to be 'serious', give me a break.

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Yeah, Teary Tool is a riot. :lol: And Neander-Tool is so desperate to pound Jennavecia that his constant bitching about her always makes me laugh.

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Girlfriend: We've been together like a year and a half. How long has it (cheating) been going on?
Crying Tool: Probably like a year and three months.
Girlfriend: WHAT!?
Counselor: So basically you've been cheating your entire relationship.
Girlfriend: Why are you with me?
Crying Tool: Because you complete me!
(stifled laughter)