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Seinfeld "The Move" - wtf?
i still don't fully understand what the 'move' entailed. there was a twirl, a twist and a knuckle. any specific ideas?
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Originally Posted by TCG
i still don't fully understand what the 'move' entailed. there was a twirl, a twist and a knuckle. any specific ideas?
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George tweaked it to a counter-clockwise swirl.
I don't believe the move was ever actually revealed. |
I saw Jenna Haze use a knuckle once... looked like it worked pretty well, lol.
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Originally Posted by Ph8te
I cant tell if you are serious or just joking...??????? You can always asked George as he has the crib notes on his hand ;)......I believe the "knuckle" was added by George if I am not mistaken and was NOT part of the original "move"...
does the twirl mean twirling the penis, the fingers, or the tongue? and is it inside the vagina, on the clit, or on the nipple? is that language allowed? |
Frank Constanza and his...."I stopped short...."
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the viewer isn't supposed to know. that's why Jerry starts to explain how to do it and they cut to Jerry and George entering Jerry's apt. with Jerry finishing up the instructions.
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I am still trying to figure out the Venus Butterfly.
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It's pretty obvious. Since you need a headboard and no greater than a one foot differential in height, you've got to put her upside down on the...
Spoiler:
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Make sure you use the swirl, and not the twirl. The twirl involves umbrellas, and could be dangerous if used in the wrong situation.
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Originally Posted by TCG
does the twirl mean twirling the penis, the fingers, or the tongue? and is it inside the vagina, on the clit, or on the nipple?
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Originally Posted by TCG
not that i'm looking for sex advice, it's just something that's been bugging me for a while. all the other innuendos in Seinfeld i understand.
does the twirl mean twirling the penis, the fingers, or the tongue? and is it inside the vagina, on the clit, or on the nipple? is that language allowed? :lol: |
Originally Posted by calhoun07
I am still trying to figure out the Venus Butterfly.
http://media.ucdailynews.com/images/...y%20Tucker.jpg |
I'm surprised this even needs to be explained to somebody, but it's just a MacGuffin.
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Originally Posted by Ph8te
I cant tell if you are serious or just joking...??????? You can always asked George as he has the crib notes on his hand ;)......I believe the "knuckle" was added by George if I am not mistaken and was NOT part of the original "move"...
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Originally Posted by Groucho
I'm surprised this even needs to be explained to somebody, but it's just a MacGuffin.
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Originally Posted by Groucho
I'm surprised this even needs to be explained to somebody, but it's just a MacGuffin.
Actually, the MacGuffin doesn't involve any twirling. It's just a flick of the wrists, ankles, and pelvis. |
I think you guys are both thinking of the Hitchcock.
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I thought that was the "Time Warp?"
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Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
Actually, the MacGuffin doesn't involve any twirling. It's just a flick of the wrists, ankles, and pelvis.
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What about "the pinch," which Jerry found a bit presumptuous?
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Originally Posted by Big Boy Laroux
Actually, the MacGuffin doesn't involve any twirling. It's just a flick of the wrists, ankles, and pelvis.
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Originally Posted by KillerCannibal
Dude, if you can twirl your penis I don't think you really NEED any other moves!
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I think I know what's supposed to be "swirled," but I just can't imagine Jerry (the clean freak) doing it.
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http://www.seinfeldscripts.com/TheFusilliJerry.htm
Jerry: All right. On your bed. You got a headboard? You'll need a headboard. George: I got a headboard. Jerry: Is it padded? George: No. Jerry: Good. How tall is she? George: Five-foot four. Why? Jerry: You can't have more than a one-foot differential in your heights. Otherwise, you could really hurt your neck. George: I can't tell ya how much I appreciate this. Jerry: George, if you could master this, you'll never be alone again. [Back at Jerry's apartment: Jerry and George have just walked in, still conversing on the same subject] Jerry: Now, the ending is kind of an option. I use the swirl. I like the swirl. I'm comfortable with the swirl. *I* feel the swirl is a great capper. He uses the pinch, which I find a little presumptuous. George: Is it a clockwise swirl? Jerry: I prefer clockwise, but it's not written in stone. |
So... it's still pretty ambiguous.
Speaking of Seinfeld, I watched the episode about whether Jerry's girlfriend had real or fake breasts. The one where Elaine ended up grabbing the girlfriend's tits in the sauna. Then I realized who that girlfriend was... that was a young Teri Hatcher ((Susan on Desperate Housewives). She is good looking now, but she was smoking back then. |
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