If you were murdered, who would you want investigating it?
01-30-08, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by zekeburger1979
Scully and Mulder since the murder will probably be done by aliens. 
01-30-08, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Tscott
No way. They'd come up with 6 different conflicting theories on who did it, and never solve the case.
BTW...this is a fun thread with some great answers. Nice question, OP!
01-30-08, 07:53 AM
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I think a lot would depend on who'd killed me.
The most likely scenario for my death would be the assumption that I'm murdered by a mad ravening beast from some hell dimesion. So therefore Buffy would be the best investigator.
I suppose the next most likely scenario is that I'm killed by a weird mutant that escaped from the secret laboratory of a mad scientist, in which case I'd go for Kolchak to investigate.
Alternatively I could be murdered by some lunatic who's stalking online forums and killing anyone who posts there. In which case ........ arrrrgh he's got me, find my killer.
The most likely scenario for my death would be the assumption that I'm murdered by a mad ravening beast from some hell dimesion. So therefore Buffy would be the best investigator.
I suppose the next most likely scenario is that I'm killed by a weird mutant that escaped from the secret laboratory of a mad scientist, in which case I'd go for Kolchak to investigate.
Alternatively I could be murdered by some lunatic who's stalking online forums and killing anyone who posts there. In which case ........ arrrrgh he's got me, find my killer.
01-30-08, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by TallGuyMe
Not sure, but rest assured it would involve some sort of combination of my ashes and Veronica Mars' cleavage.
01-30-08, 07:57 AM
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Vic Mackey. Just so him and the strike team could kick the shit out of my murderer first.
01-30-08, 08:28 AM
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Originally Posted by TallGuyMe
Not sure, but rest assured it would involve some sort of combination of my ashes and Veronica Mars' cleavage.
01-30-08, 08:29 AM
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What? Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I'd pick?
The Goddamn Batman!!!!!
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Oh, Frank Miller... how the mighty have fallen....
The Goddamn Batman!!!!!
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Oh, Frank Miller... how the mighty have fallen....
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01-30-08, 08:59 AM
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Originally Posted by GradVT06
This guy:
[Wiggum voice]Cuff 'em, boys[/Wiggum voice]
And on that note, why didn't I consider Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny? Lil' Crime Stoppers!
01-30-08, 09:25 AM
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Originally Posted by Ayre
A real detective.
If I had to pick a TV one, I'd say either Dexter or Vic Mackey. Dexter because he would "know what to do with the guy" and Vic because he seems to always find the people that are hiding.
