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Old 01-30-08, 05:30 AM
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A real detective.
Old 01-30-08, 06:02 AM
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Not sure, but rest assured it would involve some sort of combination of my ashes and Veronica Mars' cleavage.
Old 01-30-08, 07:04 AM
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Originally Posted by zekeburger1979
Scully and Mulder since the murder will probably be done by aliens.
No way. They'd come up with 6 different conflicting theories on who did it, and never solve the case.
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Old 01-30-08, 07:25 AM
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Old 01-30-08, 07:37 AM
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Monk, he'd solve the case and wouldn't hit on my widow.
Old 01-30-08, 07:50 AM
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Originally Posted by Tscott
No way. They'd come up with 6 different conflicting theories on who did it, and never solve the case.
And be replaced by two other agents late in the investigation.

BTW...this is a fun thread with some great answers. Nice question, OP!
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I think a lot would depend on who'd killed me.

The most likely scenario for my death would be the assumption that I'm murdered by a mad ravening beast from some hell dimesion. So therefore Buffy would be the best investigator.

I suppose the next most likely scenario is that I'm killed by a weird mutant that escaped from the secret laboratory of a mad scientist, in which case I'd go for Kolchak to investigate.

Alternatively I could be murdered by some lunatic who's stalking online forums and killing anyone who posts there. In which case ........ arrrrgh he's got me, find my killer.
Old 01-30-08, 07:55 AM
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Originally Posted by TallGuyMe
Not sure, but rest assured it would involve some sort of combination of my ashes and Veronica Mars' cleavage.
That would be clever if Kristen Bell actually had cleavage.
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Vic Mackey. Just so him and the strike team could kick the shit out of my murderer first.
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Originally Posted by Michael Corvin
That would be clever if Kristen Bell actually had cleavage.


works for me.
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Originally Posted by TallGuyMe
Not sure, but rest assured it would involve some sort of combination of my ashes and Veronica Mars' cleavage.
I'd vote for VM too but simply becuase I'd want my case to be a seasonal arc with 24 new episodes of cases peppered with her plucky, can-do attitude, witty banter and acerbic come-backs.
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What? Are you dense? Are you retarded or something? Who the hell do you think I'd pick?

The Goddamn Batman!!!!!

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Oh, Frank Miller... how the mighty have fallen....

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Lennie Briscoe - I think he could make a pretty good wise-crack about my death.
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Miss Marple. This is assuming I was murdered in the Midlands in 1932.
Old 01-30-08, 08:50 AM
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OK, not really. Definitely Bobby Goren investigating, Jack McCoy prosecuting, and Ducky doing the autopsy.

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Originally Posted by GradVT06
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Okay, you honestly made me LOL at my desk with that one. Thank you!

[Wiggum voice]Cuff 'em, boys[/Wiggum voice]

And on that note, why didn't I consider Kyle, Stan, Cartman and Kenny? Lil' Crime Stoppers!
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Since I'm pretty sure my killer will be going around dressed as a yeti or a giant robot with a skull for a head...

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Originally Posted by Ayre
A real detective.


If I had to pick a TV one, I'd say either Dexter or Vic Mackey. Dexter because he would "know what to do with the guy" and Vic because he seems to always find the people that are hiding.
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He'd find the hippie punks responsible.

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