I'd say the over/under is 3 on girls that have done some sort of porn...

I'll take the over.

if the girl that did a split did porn... let me know which film ;)

Why didn't he just call Heather back, since she was so "into" him? Oh yeah, then there wouldn't be a show.

It's all fake, people. He isn't going to find love. Besides, I heard an interview with Bret where he says he's married and his wife is letting him do these shows for whatever reason. She's a freakin' saint. Or polyamorous. Not sure which.

I just watch it because it's funny. I don't really care if he has a happily ever after.

The one VIP gal (petite/stawberry blonde) is scary looking. :eek:

Technically he is married, but he's legally separated.

I saw about 20 minutes of the first episode the other day. I think I have finally reached the tipping point on these shows. I have always known it was just for entertainment and there was no way it was real. I used to be able to get some enjoyment from the silly drama, but the tragic willingness of these girls to literally whore themselves out to become a footnote on Wikipedia is just too much for me.

Too much for you? That's the whole point.

This is from the mother of Beavis.

http://cristal.inria.fr/~harley/ecdl3/pics/beavis.gif

I don't think that is the point. I think we are supposed to enjoy the bitchy fighting and the illusion that there is some hope that a relationship is supposed to develop here. I am not trying to thread crap here just stating that I find it too gross to watch now.

Yep, that is how bad it is.

Believe that was The Russian who did the split. Besides her and Megan from BATG and maybe the germaphobe, everybody else looks like busted strippers. Thought Erin was pretty but after her fourth or fifth Myspace mention, it was obvious she didn't belong.

The Russian looks like a freakin' lizard with those lips. Seriously, I just want to stick a pin in that upper lip to see if it will pop.

Oh, and Erin? Big tip: you sound like a complete retard when you say things like, "I get all my news from myspace."

ORLY? SRSLY?

Is Bret Michaels bald?
 

I mean he has this seemingly luxurious hair streaming down the sides and back of his head, but always, always with a hat and dew rag. So what gives underneath it all?

That's Frenchy. I believe the Russian they're referring to is the girl that can do the crazy splits. But i don't think she's russian. eastern european, maybe. but not russia.

i actually think she is really a guy and that will be one of the season "twists"!

I was thinking the same thing.. I think he's bald and has hair extensions.. theres no way that could be his hair.. anybody have pics?

yes, i would love a pic sans all the hair accoutrement...

http://www.vh1.com/shows/series/rock...urce=globalnav

It's either a wig, or he's just destroyed it over the years so he covers it. There was an episode last season where he didn't have anything on his head and it looked like it was burned or something.

inna is :drool:

So anyone still watching this show? I admit it, I still am. It's missing something from last year, but yet I feel compelled to keep watching. There's no one really to cheer for, and no universally hateable people either. I liked Jessica, and I understood his innocent comment, but I almost got the vibe she actually would be up for "rockstar" antics. Destiney is crazy. Ambre doesn't match. Daisy is crazy with bad lips, but I'll admit, shes kind of hot.

Oh and Inna is Ukrainian.

Ambre and Daisy bring the fugly. They are just disgusting to me. I'd have definitely gone for Jessica, who is cute and has a functioning brain. Destiney is stripper hot but her attitude sucks.

You don't think Daisy is better looking than Destiney? You are out of your mind. Jessica was the cutest, but she never really fit with the rest of the girls.

I can't imagine the dregs they bring out for Rock of Love 3. I'm hoping he is setting up this year to take 2 girlfriends, and stop hinting around about handling his "rockstar" life.