Favorite Deadwood Situations or Character Quotes
 

I just got done watching all 3 seasons and am jonesing for more. So I thought that reading everyone's favorite recollections from this show would help me enjoy it even more.

Here are some of mine from Albert Swearengen:

Welcome to fucking Deadwood! It can be combative.

God rest the souls of that poor family... and pussy's half price for
the next 15 minutes.

You would not want to be staring like that at me.

Sometimes I wish we could just hit 'em over the head, rob 'em, and
throw their bodies in the creek.

Al Swearengen: You want a blow job while I talk to you?
Judge: No.
Al Swearengen: I wasn't offering personally.

Wave a penny under the Jew's nose; if they got living breath in them, brings them right around.

Get a fucking haircut. Looks like your mother fucked a monkey.

In life you have to do a lot of things you don't fucking want to do.
Many times, that's what the fuck life is... one vile fucking task
after another.

Pain or damage don't end the world. Or despair or fucking beatings.
The world ends when you're dead. Until then, you got more punishment
in store. Stand it like a man... and give some back.

and one from E.B.:
E.B. Farnum: Separate rooms, I'll arrange that by tomorrow, but today I can't fix it, unless you kill a guest.

Wu: "COCKSUCKER!"


Calamity Jane enters the hotel.
Farnum: "Be brief."
Jane: "Be FUCKED!"

Trisie: "Tread lightly who lives in hope of pussy."

also...

Calamity Jane: "I burnt my fuckin' snatch!"

San Francisco Cocksucker! I still use that one today. Frequently.

Any conversation between Al and Wu. I also like San Francisco Cocksucker! No I have to go watch Deadwood again, Cocksucker.

:lol:

Its been too long to try to remember exact quotes.

Hearst : When I say fuck yourself Sheriff, will you put that down to drunkenness or a high estimate of your athleticism?

I liked the fight where the guy got his eye pulled out.

Al Swearengen watching Jewel negotiate her way up the flight of stairs:

"Every step a fucking adventure!"

Situations? Easily the entire George Hearst plot in season 3. I hated that man more so then any character in a television show or movie in recent memory. That's just terrific storytelling.

Man do I miss that show...

"He’s been pickling his prick in the ****-brine of another.”

Yes, Hearst was one of TV's all-time greatest villains, but I fear that he will be overlooked in the future.

When E.B. tells Trixie to "cover up those things!" as she marches bare-breasted into his motel to

That's my favorite. When I first heard it, I had to rewind, and hear it again.

"Hang Fucking Dai, Woo, Hang Fucking Dai"

Calamity Jane: Every day teaches us all over again how to fuckin' live.

(I am so ready to rewatch the series again...)

Oh crap I forgot about that one. Where does Milch think up these gems?

Damn, I bought Season 3 but hadn't watched it yet. Now I gotta give it a spin.

"Listen To The Thunder"

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Re: Favorite Deadwood Situations or Character Quotes
 

This is my favorite! After that line was delivered by Tolliver it left me laughing hysterically for days afterwards.

Re: Favorite Deadwood Situations or Character Quotes
 

"Beware the man from Cincinnati...he'll end your life to justify his own unnecessary existence."

And...

Wu: "Swagin!"