Jack Bauer Top 100 Facts
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Bauer is not a word, it is a sentence... A death sentence.
The city of Los Angeles once named a street after Jack Bauer in gratitude for his saving the city several times. They had to rename it after people kept dying when they tried to cross the street. No one crosses Jack Bauer and lives.
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Chuck Norris could kick Jack Bauer's ass, but he doesn't because an object that large traveling through the atmosphere at the speed of light would destroy the world.
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Superman's only weakness is Kryptonite. Jack Bauer laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
It's no use crying over spilt milk... Unless that was Jack Bauer's milk. Oh you are so screwed.
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If everyone on "24" followed Jack Bauer's instructions, it would be called "12".
There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.
Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.
There have been no terrorist attacks in United States since Jack Bauer has appeared on television.
Jack Bauer quit for just five minutes, and a nuclear bomb went off.
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Once, someone tried to tell Jack Bauer a "knock knock" joke. Jack Bauer found out who was there, who they worked for, and where the goddamned bomb was.
My husband doesn't wish he was Jack Bauer. He wishes I was Jack Bauer.
My husband doesn't wish he was Jack Bauer. He wishes I was Jack Bauer.