10,000 American Idol hopefuls are creaming themselves right now.

But Orca stays? :p

How long is the telecast scheduled to last this year? Is it supposed to clock in at 3 1/2 hours?

Yeah, heaven forbid I hear a story what it was actually like from my grandpa, instead of what it may have looked like from Clint.

30 minutes to cover like 10 awards, GO GO GO!

I cant wait to see how grumpy Ennio is when he gets on stage.

Only 2 of the big 6 announced so far.

Well, everyone has a chest, dude.

So Sarah Jessica Parker and Celine Dion walk into the bar....The bartender asks "why so long in the face?"

anyone else sickened that Happy Feet beat Cars or Monster house? I mean c'mon. Dancing penguins, obvious global warming cop-out plot, Robin Williams as every other Williams character ever to appear in an animated flick. Horrible, Horrible film.
Are we just awarding unoriginal films with horrible plots now? What's next Little Miss Sunshine as best picture? seems to be the trend.

If a movie like Happy Feet can win... with no redeeming story-telling qualities, why not just open a Best Comedy catagory? Fucking Academy.

Agreed.

Then they follow it up with......CELINE!?!!!

blah.

-p

Well, America loves boobs, butts, and boinking.

Well, my post was partially facecious, but I'm sure Clint has consulted with many, many Grandpas for his films.

http://seeker.seekinfinity.com/dvdta...2159(TV12).jpg

I liked how he bowed.

I don't like her...but she's got some great knockers!

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Is that Quincy Jones next to Ennio's wife? And if so, WHAT the hell is he wearing?

Wow, he looks great for his age!

Someone post a screencap of Rashida Jones. She's looking nice. Jim should definitely pick her over Pam.:)

I think this guy is really saying "Fuck you Academy. Fuck you for making me accept this pity award."

no one's gonna cut off the combo of Eastwood and Morricone

It looks like a jacket covered with little gold records all over it.

He's like a cross between that informerical guy with question marks all over it, and Bootsy Collins.

Actually, it's "Fuck you Academy. Fuck you for ruining my music with Celine fucking Dion. You can go to hell. *spits*"

Wow. That was a bit awkward.

Morricone's wife??