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Old 11-28-06, 09:13 AM
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SNL: the funniest thing tracy morgan ever said


I'm sure there's video, but reading it closed captioned is funnier.
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What's even funnier is that he's not really even playing a character in those sketches - he's really just like that.

I've heard many Tracy Morgan stories, both first and second hand, from women that have had encounters with him in clubs, stores, etc. He'll just say the most out-of-line comment and not care at all - like, "Bitch! I'mma put a baby in you!" or just grab a woman's ass as she walks by. That's just his M.O.
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I'll always think his best line was: "That bird better not mess up my credit!"
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My favorite was the Loew's sketch, where there was a bunch of people locked in a movie theater forced to watch nonstop movie previews. The announcer would desscribe these awful sounding movies ("Shelley Long stars in...") and Tracy Morgan just sat there and shouted at the screen "Yo! That looks funny!"
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I don't know. Tracy sweetly singing "Take a doo-doo pie" to Britney was pretty hilarious.

Another equally funny moment as Astronaut Jones, again with Britney:

<embed width="430" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://smg.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vidmg.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/AstronautJones.flv"></embed>

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Originally Posted by slop101
I've heard many Tracy Morgan stories, both first and second hand, from women that have had encounters with him in clubs, stores, etc. He'll just say the most out-of-line comment and not care at all - like, "Bitch! I'mma put a baby in you!" or just grab a woman's ass as she walks by. That's just his M.O.
He sounds like a real laugh riot. And by laugh riot I mean future sexual assault defendant.
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Originally Posted by Jadzia
My favorite was the Loew's sketch, where there was a bunch of people locked in a movie theater forced to watch nonstop movie previews. The announcer would desscribe these awful sounding movies ("Shelley Long stars in...") and Tracy Morgan just sat there and shouted at the screen "Yo! That looks funny!"
YES! The best Tracy Morgan skit ever!

"Ow! I feel good!"

I still yell "yeah, more previews!" when at the movies.
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I thought this thread was about his recent DWI, and that the punchline would be "Sugar Tits".
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My favorite thing he's ever said was on 30 Rock a few weeks ago:

"Live every week like it's shark week."
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Originally Posted by The_Infidel
I don't know. Tracy sweetly singing "Take a doo-doo pie" to Britney was pretty hilarious.

Another equally funny moment as Astronaut Jones, again with Britney:

<embed width="430" height="355" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://smg.photobucket.com/player.swf?file=http://vidmg.photobucket.com/albums/v224/The_Infidel/AstronautJones.flv"></embed>


<embed width="425" height="350" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" wmode="transparent" src="http://www.youtube.com/v/A5HFk9IMSBg"></embed>

Since when does embed work? Awesome!
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http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20061128/...nkdriving_dc_1

Comedian Morgan arrested for drunk driving
Tue Nov 28, 2:44 PM ET


NEW YORK (Reuters) - Comic actor Tracy Morgan, star of the television show "30 Rock," was arrested for drunken driving early on Tuesday, police said.

Morgan, 38, was stopped by police before dawn in Manhattan after they spotted him driving erratically.

A spokesman for the Manhattan District Attorney's office said that Morgan told police he was drinking beer at a club before he was pulled over.

Morgan, who also appears on NBC's "Saturday Night Live," is currently on probation in Los Angeles for a DWI conviction.

I personally wouldn't miss him on 30 Rock because I don't think he is funny on that show. He almost seems out of place with his big head.

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Nice, but nothing tops Garrett Morris doing the Weekend Update Headlines for the Hearing Impaired.


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It's not from SNL, but my favorite Tracy Morgan line ever is:

Give me the map, Scott!

That always cracks me up.
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Originally Posted by mrpayroll


I personally wouldn't miss him on 30 Rock because I don't think he is funny on that show.

Really? That's too bad. I think he's great especially after the ep where he couldn't read.


He almost seems out of place with his big head.
Isn't that part of the joke? A has-been celeb thrown at Lemon and the gang
on the show?
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Everytime he said "I'm Brian Fellows!". When his name is actually Brian Fellow.
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo
Really? That's too bad. I think he's great especially after the ep where he couldn't read.




Isn't that part of the joke? A has-been celeb thrown at Lemon and the gang
on the show?
I agree that the show about him not being able to read was funny, but the funny part to me were the things they did to him to prove that he could read.

Chris
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While I'm not much of a TM fan, his Mr. T is immortalized in my sig.
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I like his conversations with lorne Michaels :
"Get me A soda Bitch!!!"
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Chase the demons lightly,
music hits your eye,
up and down the sidewalk,
Take a doo doo pie!"

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