Kill Reality on E!
 

blurb from zap2it:

"Kill Reality" is a new E! series about the making of a real-life independent horror movie ... starring 12 reality-show veterans. If that brief description hasn't already turned you away, I'll move on. "Survivor: Amazon" alumnus Rob Cesternino has co-written a horror film for Creative Light Entertainment called "The Scorned," about a bunch of sexy twentysomethings vacationing together in a creepy beach house -- one that's potentially haunted by a jealous female ghost. Starring in this film are folks from "Survivor," "The Apprentice," "The Real World," and "Paradise Hotel"; additionally, the stars will be living together under the 24-hour watch of E! cameras.

http://www.eonline.com/On/KillRealit...x.html?fdmain1

Starts tonight.

Great. A bunch of no talented fuckin' has-beens trying to keep their 15 minutes of fame by trying to act when they should be working at Denny's. :thmbsdwn:

Eh. I'll probably end up watching anyway.

Noooooo.....Not Toni Ferrari again! I thought I'd seen the last of those bug eyes after Paradise Hotel.

I wouldn't mind checking out a few episodes, but I don't get the E! channel.

I think its funny that they all want to get out of the reality T.V. show stereotype, but the "movie" they are making is just a front for another reality show. It must suck for them to be falling so far into the reality show abyss.

I watched parts of this last night.. I like that "Johny Fairplay" is in this. I shut it off after a while.

I did notice that these "reality" people have thier little "click" or circles of friends they run with in thier private lives.

Example: This blonde chick says that she slept with Fairplay.. and is still attracted to him.

I recorded the rest of the show... and may watch the rest tonight.

Well this was fairly entertaining. Funny how Toni bawls about how no one in Hollywood will give her a chance & then she proceeds to be as difficult as possible when someone does. Yeah, I'll bet their knocking on her door after last nights episode.........

Not too bad, actually. Similar to Project Greenlight in a way, although the focus in more on the stars than on the director. I'm assuming the movie will either be a direct-to-video thing or will debut on Bravo. I can't imagine even Lion's Gate releasing this in theaters.

wow, toni & tonya are really nuts. fairly entertaining show so far.

That was pretty good. I didn't know they'd all be put in a house together. I thought it might just be behind the scenes of making the movie. I was happy at the end where they showed that all the minor roles would have reality people too like Jonathan from TAR. I hope Jonathan's on the show long enough to provide some entertainment, but I have a feeling he might've just been crazy on TAR because the stress of the race.

With Josh as one of the producers, I'm surprised they don't have some Big Brother people on this show. I saw Jase audition, but I didn't notice anybody else. Maybe the BB people aren't famous enough. Dr. Will would've been a great addition to the cast.

I thought that Survivor Jenna Lewis girl was married a la her honeymoon sex tape....she is acting pretty single on this show.

I just caught a few minutes of this. I gotta try to catch up. RR/RW Tonya is in love with Johnny Fairplay? rotfl rotfl rotfl rotfl

TV is very very strange these days!

Is this the Paradise Hotel insane probably has a penis "YAHTZEE!" she-bitch Toni? If so, I may have to watch just out of morbid curiosity.

Yup!

OK, I'm off to search the program guide. Can't pass up a chance to see Toni 'roiding out again.

OK, I caught up on this. It's good for a chuckle, and the answer to some "whatever happened to..?" questions. It does make me wonder if Jenna had work done. She looks pretty damn good...better than her 22 year old self on Survivor over 5 years ago.

And Toni Ferrari? Give me a break.

As much as Johnny Fairplay annoys the hell out of me, I wouldn't touch that diseased hose-bag Tonya with his junk. To paraphrase Stewie Griffin speaking to Quagmire and his hooker: "I guess I'll go to the motorhome and pump the chemical toilet. And from the looks of things, you're about to do the same."

This show is both fascinating and boring at the same time. And after RW/RR and this I really have to say, as screwed up as she is, I feel for Tonya. Trishelle and the rest just pick on her beyond the point of reason. I know she's a nightmare, but jeez, leave the stupid girl alone already. Whatever. Arg, I hate myself for watching this.

FWIW, the movie they made in this show, The Scorned, may or may not be airing tonight on E!. During the finale they announced it would be airing September 24. And at Zap2it they have it listed as one of tonight's top tv picks. http://tv.zap2it.com/tveditorial/tve_main/1,1002,584|||,00.html

But the E! website has no mention of it and has something else listed. And Yahoo TV listings make no mention of it either. So it probably won't air, but if you're interesting it might not hurt to check.

Ignore that, some digging reveals that they moved it up to October 15.

Thanks for that. I had it set to record but forgot about it for a while. Then I realized it should have recorded by now, and was wondering what happened to it. I probably won't be able to get through 15 minutes of it, but I'll try.

I usually love this kind of stuff but Johnny Fairplay is just...well he needs some serious help.

Just a reminder, The Scorned is *finally* airing tonight at 9pm/8pm Central.

yep -- makes a good halloween tie-in. they should've just scheduled it as their halloween movie in the first place.

My morbid sense of curiosity will cause me to record this. But I predict that after 2 or 3 minutes I will blow past most of it to see if they actually show boobies. I can't imagine actually enjoying it as a film in it's own right.

7minutes in, and it's already the worst ever. Porn has better acting & technical filmmaking.

Fairplay's first line was obviously overdubbed and the editing at times seems like they made a cut after every sentence.

Kudos to whoever can finish this.