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The Official Surreal Life 5 Thread
Okay, the first episode is almost over and I think we are going to have the craziest cast ever. Though I haven't seen the first season yet, so I could be wrong.
The only normal person seems to be Carey Hart, the motocross racer. Bronson is a sleezeball and Janice Dickenson the first supermodel, seems to be this years China! Chris |
Caprice and Pepa seem down to earth as well. Can't stand Omarosa, though.
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Who would have figured Balki was a perv. Oh wait......
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First episode....
I think Janice is a lunatic.... very crazy.... she needs her pills stat..... As for Omarosa, she is crazy but not as bad as i thought.... As for Jose and Caprice..... geez they are calm... i want Caprice naked already |
Good gravy! A better title would be "Five Crazy People, plus Carey Hart and Pepa." Yikes!
Carey Hart says he doesn't like "divas." This from the guy marrying Pink? |
Originally Posted by Groucho
Carey Hart says he doesn't like "divas." This from the guy marrying Pink?
I think besides Pepa, Bronson is the next likeable person. I don't say Carey because he seems very plain, much like Marcus from last season. Bronson is just a bit pervy, but he seems to understand the word stop. He was most definitely not groping. Janice is just a hypocritical psycho. |
Psycho isnt the word.... you need a freaking sentence for her..... she is weird and Caprice is :drool:
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Damn, this thing started already? Didnt the last one just end!?! I was expecting this one in the fall. If it wasnt for this forum, Id miss alot of shit as I dont watch alot of TV at all.
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Originally Posted by Ravenous
Damn, this thing started already? Didnt the last one just end!?! I was expecting this one in the fall. If it wasnt for this forum, Id miss alot of shit as I dont watch alot of TV at all.
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This cast could definitely provide some entertainment, but it's hard comparing casts because they are each different and likable. I can't stand Omarosa, it really amazes me how these reality tv people can think they are some super star when their 15 minutes is almost up already.
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I missed it. Did Jose do anything crazy/stupid?
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Originally Posted by Geofferson
I missed it. Did Jose do anything crazy/stupid?
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Originally Posted by Groucho
He didn't have time. A neighbor's house was burning down, and he was too busy rescuing everything from it.
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Originally Posted by Groucho
He didn't have time. A neighbor's house was burning down, and he was too busy rescuing everything from it.
"Dont worry i'll save your baby" few moments later "My piano" " Oh man" |
Must say, I'm suprised by how well Jose represents himself, against tough questions, everybody not liking him, when he walked in the door etc.
I love how the models and everybody were so anti-Jose, and they do a 360 and want to bang him it looks like from the previews. Thought Pepa was very cool, as well as Hart and Jose I thought. I agree about Caprice getting naked already, although when they were showing that maxim covers etc.it looked like a different person, chest-wise that is.. |
Originally Posted by SpaceBoy
I love how the models and everybody were so anti-Jose, and they do a 360 and want to bang him it looks like from the previews.
I agree about Caprice getting naked already, although when they were showing that maxim covers etc.it looked like a different person, chest-wise that is.. wouldn't it be a 180? airburshing is a great skill |
Originally Posted by j123vt_99
wouldn't it be a 180?
airburshing is a great skill |
"He gained a lot of weight. Balki got fat." :lol:
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I must admit, I'm pretty impressed by Canseco, and the way he handles alot of the crap he puts up with. I would love to see him jump across the table and beat some of those guys, who were trying to flame the guy.
I also, was way impressed with Omarosa, and how she handled herself and her team. Good for her, and can say I don't hate her quite as much. Plus, Pepa, that girl just flat out rules, and excited to do anything. |
Janice is a complete idiot and moran. It takes her 4 hours every morning to become 'pretty'. That to me does not equal 'world's first supermodel'. And she was very insensitive to the mentally 'challenged' people.
I had no opinion of Omorosa coming into this, since I have never seen 'The Apprentice', but regardless if she is a 'bitch' on the job, she showed some real compassion to the other bowling team. Chris |
not to mention that Janice may be one of the worst human beings I've ever seen. Her at the dinner party and how she treated the mentally challenged thing was abhorable. It was really sad and fucked up to see someone act that way and treat others (especially the mentally handicapped?!) that way. The rest of the group seems OK, but there doesn't appear to be too much chemistry.
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Janice is way more retarded and mentally disabled than anyone on the Sunshine team.
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Originally Posted by GuessWho
Janice is way more retarded and mentally disabled than anyone on the Sunshine team.
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janice is a freaking ugly moron.... caprice and pepa looked hot. Treach must be a real ahole for leaving her Jose is my favorite baseball player and is a class A guy to put up with the sh!t he does. I guess the truth hurts.. |
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