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Norm Mcdonald's goof up on Weekend Update was probably the most infamous. I mean what the fuck was that? |
God I loved twin peaks.................
Pete Martell: She's dead! Wrapped in plastic. FBI Special Agent Dale Cooper: Who's the lady with the log? Sheriff Harry S. Truman: We call her the log lady. Dale Cooper: [speaking into tape recorder] Diane, I'm holding in my hands a small box of chocolate bunnies. Dale Cooper: This must be where pies go when they die. Dale Cooper: Damn good coffee! Sheriff Truman: Lucy, you better bring Agent Cooper up to date. Lucy Moran: Leo Johnson was shot, Jacques Reneau was strangled, the mill burned, Shelly and Pete got smoke inhalation, Catherine and Josie are missing, Nadine is in a coma from taking sleeping pills. Dale Cooper: How long have I been out? Dale Cooper: Harry, I'm going to let you in on a little secret. Every day, once a day, give yourself a present. Don't plan it. Don't wait for it. Just let it happen. It could be a new shirt at the men's store, a catnap in your office chair, or two cups of good, hot black coffee. Dale Cooper: Diane, it struck me again earlier this morning, there are two things that continue to trouble me. And I'm speaking now not only as an agent of the Bureau but also as a human being. What really went on between Marilyn Monroe and the Kennedys and who really pulled the trigger on JFK? |
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