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Old 05-07-05, 01:44 PM
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SNL 05/07/05 - H: Johnny Knoxville; MG: System of a Down

Only one more week until the return of Will Ferrell (... and I am going to try to be there!!!!)!

... until then we have these guys to look forward to!

THe Charlie Goose Season 30 Tally is now tied at 8 s to 8 s... will this become a losing season? Stay tuned!

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Season 30 (now with the "Charlie Goose 'Spartacus-Meter'" v. ):

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Awesome, i love watching Johnny Knoxville. Not a big fan of System's new song BYOB, but i'll try and tune in.
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Can't stand Knoxville, but with the rumoured guests dropping in, I'll check it out.
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Originally Posted by movieking
Can't stand Knoxville, but with the rumoured guests dropping in, I'll check it out.
The only one rumoured guest that I'm aware of is
Spoiler:
Paula Abdul.
Who else is supposed to be there?
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I can't remember who else, but in one of the reports mentioning who you spoilered, it mentioned another one or two people. No one really jawdropping though.

I can't find the article anywhere now.

Maybe I just dreamed it
Old 05-07-05, 04:51 PM
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Maybe if there are other "special guests" they'll be
Spoiler:
some of the crew from the new Dukes of Hazzard movie he's in, or of course Jackass. Oh how I'd love to see Steve-O come on and do something really insane on live tv
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good start.. always fun to see celebrities make fun of themselves
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It is good to see celebrities who aren't afraid to poke fun at themselves.

Too bad the sketch sucked.
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good intro by Knoxville.. actually best intro of the season

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Old 05-07-05, 11:48 PM
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Really? Another "Trump-makes-a-commercial" sketches? Does the crew not realize they're horrible?
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breaking news... sanz laughs in a skit
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Well, I counted at least the guy screaming "fuck you" make it through... They screwed up the mute once too, not sure if fuck made it through or not that time. It's retarded they even mute it, it's past midnight and, as we learned with the Leno New Year's Eve thing, the FCC can't do a damn thing about it.
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Originally Posted by coladar
Well, I counted at least the guy screaming "fuck you" make it through... They screwed up the mute once too, not sure if fuck made it through or not that time. It's retarded they even mute it, it's past midnight and, as we learned with the Leno New Year's Eve thing, the FCC can't do a damn thing about it.
I believe they only really had the "where the fuck are you" line planned to bleep, so that other one was lets just say unscrpited. I guess they play next at what 1245?
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Good 'ole Merv the Perv.
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Wow, they're doing Aerials? I'm surprised they're doing anything off the old albums, but since they did, I'm downright shocked it wasn't Chop Suey. Odd.
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I dont know System that well(I must be getting old) but thought they were really good.
Old 05-08-05, 12:52 AM
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NNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Bear City!!!
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Bear City?!?!?!

When will they learn?
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Originally Posted by coladar
Wow, they're doing Aerials? I'm surprised they're doing anything off the old albums, but since they did, I'm downright shocked it wasn't Chop Suey. Odd.
Yeah, I was definitely surprised by this. I would've definitely preferred "Chop Suey". Better song, IMO.

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I’ll give this one a . Most of the cast was great tonight. Knoxville was a pretty much a zero as host, but he didn’t have much to do.

Fallen Idol expose
Going back over old American Idol footage to see if Paula Abdul slept with any other contestant, including Maya Rudolph as Mario Vasquez and Justin Guarini. Forte was funny as a croaking Constantine. Abdul herself made an appearance at the end to give the “LIVE!…” line. Would’ve been funnier if she wasn’t there.

Monologue
Knoxville showing film of him being introduced to the cast, and them pulling Jackass-style stunts on him. Even Don Pardo knees him in the balls.

The Couple that Should be Divorced
Three couples get together, and one couple are constantly sniping and belittling each other, leaving the other couples to feel very awkward. Myers & Poehler as the fighting couple. Not too bad.

Donald Trump
Trump dressed as a slice of pizza doing a Domino’s commercial, which he cluelessly calls Dominio’s. Typical skit about what a douche Trump is. If it weren’t for this character, would we ever see Hammond?

Donatella Versace
In Calabria Italy to visit her mother. Fellatio Sanz makes an appearance as Elton John and Knoxville as his boyfriend. One skit, and Sanz just can’t make it through without breaking up for no reason. Fucker. This was not as funny as other Donatella skits.

Visitors from Outer Space
Forte is a bumpkin captured by aliens who pretend to be friendly, but all they want to do is anally probe him.

Weekend Update
Excellent tonight. Good joke about the runaway bride and how she still wants to be Mrs. John Mason, as in “Mrs. John Mason, we’re here to ask you about your husband’s murder.”
Poehler goes off on a funny rant about Angelina Jolie and her “queen-sized futon” of a mouth.
Will Forte brings on his real mother and sings her a song titled, “Mom, I’m Gonna Miss You When You’re Dead”. His singing and her reactions were totally hilarious.
Armisen appears as Richie B. the deaf comedian and the Fat Albert Nitwit as his translator. The jokes are all racist. Very funny.

Mother’s Day Brunch
Three separate tables at a restaurant during Mother’s Day Brunch.
Myers and some new guy at one table with their mother and Knoxville as their father going through a sex change, which he has no problem describing.
Finesse Mitchell and the F.A.N. at another table with their grandmother, who doesn’t recognize them or believe they are her grandsons.
Poehler and Riggle as new parents, bring their baby out for the first time.
You can see that there was a lot of set-up going into this sketch, but there was no payoff on any of it. The punch line was the baby spitting up all over Poehler and the voiceover wishing a happy Mother’s Day to all put-upon wait staff. This was a missed opportunity and a real head-scratcher.

Telethon
Knoxville as host, and Forte as one of the telephone operators who does nothing but scream, “OH NO!” into the phone. Dopey bit, but Forte was funny as usual.

Merv the Perv
Hanging around a Victoria’s Secret store to predictable results. Knoxville as his brother, Irv the Perv, pretending to be the store manager. Merv & Irv, “Victoria’s Secret? LESBO!” This character is always good.

Action News
Introducing 20 different on-air reporters, then watching them all laugh at the anchor’s silly joke. Quick and painless.

Bear City
One day, maybe not today and maybe not tomorrow, but one day T. Sean Shannon will suffer for this shit. This I vow.

Todd Foxworthy
Comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s gay brother. “If you paint the cinder blocks under your mobile home chartreuse, you might be a gay redneck.” “If you sing into the window fan to sound more like Eartha Kitt, you might be a gay redneck”
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I'll give this week a laughed quite a few times. The Trump skits are pretty bad.
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I thought that it was a great episode for the most parts. The dogs were definitely the Mother's Day skit at the restaurant, and as always, Bear City.
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Originally Posted by movieking
I thought that it was a great episode for the most parts. The dogs were definitely the Mother's Day skit at the restaurant, and as always, Bear City.
IF the MD bit had just been about the Tranny Dad or the Annoying Baby Couple it would've worked. Granny with Altzheimer's was kinda sad.


OR even better!

Kenan playing that campbell's soup/football player's mom woulda rocked too.
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Damn, because the telethon was so lame, I went to sleep just before the Merv sketch. Can anyone provide some one-liners from the bit for me?
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Now, from what I understand, Lindsay Lohan is going to be the finale, with Ferrell being next week's host.

My question: Couldn't they have made Ferrell the finale? That would have been miles above a Lohan-hosted finale.

(Although, I'm sure that with Ferrell's schedule, he might not have been able to do it the week after - or something to that effect.)

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