SNL 02/12/05 - H: Jason Bateman; MG: Kelly Clarkson
02-13-05, 01:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Bill Needle
How is that funny?
51% of Americans are women, which as most high school teachers will tell you is also known as an "F."
Same "joke," also not funny. If that passes for funny on SNL, that confirms the show is in deep, deep trouble.
51% of Americans are women, which as most high school teachers will tell you is also known as an "F."
Same "joke," also not funny. If that passes for funny on SNL, that confirms the show is in deep, deep trouble.
02-13-05, 04:50 PM
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poor tina fey can't handle the election results. she does realize clinton had approval ratings at a percentage teachers would call F too doesn't she?
the thing is, it's possible for them to make fun of bush in a way that's actually funny and will even make republicans laugh, yet tina has so much hate she can't realize that
the thing is, it's possible for them to make fun of bush in a way that's actually funny and will even make republicans laugh, yet tina has so much hate she can't realize that
02-13-05, 05:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Jobronie
"Let me put it in a little bit.
JUST THE TIP!"
ROTFLMAO.
That whole bit was one of the funniest things I've seen all season, which I guess isn't saying too much......
JUST THE TIP!"
ROTFLMAO.
That whole bit was one of the funniest things I've seen all season, which I guess isn't saying too much......
02-13-05, 05:37 PM
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Somewhat off topic, but I'm stilling reeling from the "Merv the Perv" sketch from last week.
"The only thing that is going to get expelled is about a half-ounce of 'Merv juice'"
"The only thing that is going to get expelled is about a half-ounce of 'Merv juice'"
02-13-05, 05:56 PM
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Originally Posted by Goldberg74
Kelly Clarkson
(How long has it been since we had a musical guest that lived up to the hype... oh, just a few weeks, but still... she was in two skits and did two songs.)
02-13-05, 06:07 PM
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Originally Posted by kenage
What was the other Clarkson skit?
"That is disgusting! Did you have shrimp?!"
02-13-05, 08:34 PM
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I liked the Bill Curtis skit. Everytime I go past that channel he's narrating some grisly crime. 
Only other skits I liked were the Love Songs CD and the dating ad.
Enough with the fat rap stars and flamboyant gay skits. Really tired stuff there.
Only other skits I liked were the Love Songs CD and the dating ad.
Enough with the fat rap stars and flamboyant gay skits. Really tired stuff there.
02-13-05, 09:22 PM
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Originally Posted by BillSD
I missed this. What songs did Kelly Clarkson do? I love her new cd .... it's more rock than pop.
Last edited by Mopower; 02-13-05 at 09:25 PM.
02-13-05, 09:41 PM
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The black history month sketches were a continuation of when Tracy Morgan did them. I thought Tracy's were better, but I'm a fan of his.
"The first black guy to stand up in a movie theater and yell at the screen."
"The first black guy to stand up in a movie theater and yell at the screen."
02-13-05, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by movieking
Looks like Kelly Clarkson is turning into Elvis, with her singing all of her acting lines.
02-14-05, 03:56 AM
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Originally Posted by mikehunt
poor tina fey can't handle the election results. she does realize clinton had approval ratings at a percentage teachers would call F too doesn't she?
the thing is, it's possible for them to make fun of bush in a way that's actually funny and will even make republicans laugh, yet tina has so much hate she can't realize that
the thing is, it's possible for them to make fun of bush in a way that's actually funny and will even make republicans laugh, yet tina has so much hate she can't realize that
I agree. I don't care if they make fun of public figures like Bush and others that they disagree with but at least make the jokes clever.
02-14-05, 04:01 AM
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Say, who played Camilla on Weekend Update?
02-14-05, 05:38 AM
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Originally Posted by Giantrobo
Say, who played Camilla on Weekend Update?
02-14-05, 07:03 AM
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Thanks.
02-14-05, 08:12 AM
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Originally Posted by Phil L.
Well that explains that. Other some Little House on the Prairie, I never saw any of that stuff.
02-14-05, 10:05 AM
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The absurdity of the Connery sketch was kinda funny, not the idea for the show but the way that Connery handled it:
"Shay, this isn't that show where you throw monkey poop on your guests, is it?"
"Then why is there a monkey over there?"
He gets pissed when the monkey throws poop on him, then laughs at himself as it was all in good fun: "Ohhh, you got me!! You got me good!! (Connery laugh)
"Shay, this isn't that show where you throw monkey poop on your guests, is it?"
"Then why is there a monkey over there?"
He gets pissed when the monkey throws poop on him, then laughs at himself as it was all in good fun: "Ohhh, you got me!! You got me good!! (Connery laugh)