Average Adam 3/15/04
 

While I don't have high hopes for milking the "Average Joe" franchise, the opening bits about the AJs going through the selection process to find girls for Adam is pretty amusing with the nerdness factor kicked in on high.

It would seem the rumors were true: Jason might be prettier than Melana...

The first chick off the bus, Brittney, was definitely the hottest.

There are some real grenades in there as well.

But I thought he sparked with Amy.

The one with the big eyes and nose was scary as hell (Jennifer?)

And bonus pts for Brittany for having that southern belle accent. I love that.

Nice - I was wondering what happened to hotties interviewed in Vegas by the fat AJ rejects. Looks like they'll be showing up in the future. :thumbsup:

Seeing Scott in drag was hilarious... rotfl

Brittney Ducker
http://community.realitytvworld.com/.../11AJAaj03.jpg

Jennifer Lifshitz... -eek-
http://community.realitytvworld.com/.../11AJAak03.jpg

She looks like Rachel Dratch...
http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Saturday_Nigh...hel_dratch.jpg

Ducker and Lifshitz?!?! Where did they get these names?

Lifshitz is Jewish, and I find her attractive. Not everyone (hardly anyone) can be Miss America.

You gotta respect a Princess who never went in for a nosejob.;)

That Lifshitz one scared me. So did the female Carrot Top.

Was Lifshitz one of the e|Harmony girls? If I were Adam I definitely would be keeping all the ones from that group on the first cut after answering 463 questions! Especially out of that group of girls, because none of them looked like train wrecks. They were nothing like the Average Joes.
The only one that I thought was a little scary was Lifshitz and it had nothing to do with her nose. She looks like kvrdave is going to shoot her dog if she ever stops smiling. But even she looked pretty good in her dress. It's easy to look past the nose, you just go straight to the boobs.

I guess NBC resisted the temptation to name this show "Average Ho's"...

Adam's still the non-suave dude from the original show. He was having a tough time not staring at some of the women's chests when their dress allowed for maximum peekage.

How many teachers are in that group?

I must admit that I enjoyed this more than I expected. I'm pretty tired of this formula, but Adam's likeable enough, and the presentation was entertaining enough that I may have to stick it out. The segments with the "alumni" picking girls were pretty funny: "should I ask her if she likes broccoli?"

Kind of surprised that he kept Lifshitz around. She's just way too much for me, but maybe he likes that type of personality. Also surprised that he dropped the compatability girl. She seemed nice enough, and it would seem logical to at least give her a chance. <s>Wormser</s> Tareq will be so disappointed.

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How long will it be until Adam Mesh will be invited to host SNL?

I was hopeing he didnt' kick off the 2 larger women. He seems like a nice guy and I don't want to see his show go the way of the 2 previous ones where he just picks the hottest chick.

What are the names of the two girls matched by Tarq's compatibility test?

I <i>think</i> it was Rebecca and Rochelle, but I don't really remember.

Also, was that graphic a misprint that kept saying Elizabeth Wood<s>s</s> was 35? She didn't look 20 or anything, but she was in pretty damn good condition for 35.

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I think the lawyer, Elizabeth, that Adam let go was around 30. I thought she looked every bit of 35 (due to her forehead wrinkles)...

Adam let go of Rebecca, Jennifer Bolkin (has no neck), Sara, and Elizabeth.

Here's a rundown of the ladies:

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Average_Joe:_...es/index.shtml

Anna was the one that Adam couldn't stop staring at her breastises.

Brittney's cute, with the southern accent.

Rachel's a little homely, but cute.

Amy is still the one I think Adam picks.

Jennifer Abrams was the one with the rack on display (also the software lady).

Anna Merrill, the 8th Grade Teacher, was the one that low cut dress with the little gold chain thingy holding it together.

The reason I remember that was because when they showed her occupation, I couldn't stop singing 'Hot For Teacher'. :lol:

Jeez, I didn't realize she was an 8th grade teacher. Those poor kids must be going insane!

I'm gonna pass on this boot look:

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Average_Joe:_...ummer_full.jpg

Interesting top to bottom ratio:

http://www.nbc.com/nbc/Average_Joe:_...cilee_full.jpg

-other-

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The reason I remember that was because when they showed her occupation, I couldn't stop singing 'Hot For Teacher'. :lol:

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You too?

I really think she is the best looking one in the bunch.

The Lipshitz girl is hysterical..Her eyes are always popping out..Like her boobs

Isn't that the same last name from the old guy on Boston Public??

I thaught Brittney was the cutest..How come I never had a teacher looking like that when I went to school..I would have stayed an xtra year on purpose

So I guess these are the 'avergae' girls, which I guess makes sense. There are quite a few hot ones in there, but they're not over-the-top supermodel hot... they're more 'gettable' hot. Also a few that in the real world would be considered perfectly acceptable, but seemed a bit so-so for a show like this. So then they'll bring in the fat guys' hotties from Vegas to shake it up as the REALLY hot girls in the 'twist'.

Close, but her name is Lifshitz. What was her occupation anyway? Too bad she's not an 8th grade teacher with a name like that.