Let us talk of Cortislim
 

Why am I seeing this commercial everywhere? And why I am thinking about it so much?

1. Who is the mysterious Dr. Talbot, the developer of Cortislim? Is he an uggo, too hideous to be put on camera?

2. "No offense to casual dieters..." What is this supposed to be, reverse psychology? Like if you are only a casual dieter, you aren't worth the nirvana that is Cortislim.

3. Explain how fat can build up in my thighs, stomach AND tummy. Shouldn't "stomach" cover "tummy?" Should I be concerned that a doctor is using the word tummy?

It's things like this that keep me up at night...

It's a scam just like every other diet pill. The stomach and tummy thing got me too. Like fat can build up in your stomach?

Oh, I'm well aware it's a total fraud. I'm just obsessed with how often I see the commercial and the various bits of weirdness sprinkled throughout.