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View Poll Results: Who is the king of television?
Patman - da na Na na Na na na nuh PAAAATMAAAN
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das Monkey - das king couch spud
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71.08%
Neither - they're both all talk. I watch WAY more TV than these two lightweights.
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Old 10-16-03, 03:30 PM
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Who's the king of television? These guys are all over this forum!
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[Homer voice]Can't vote.... watching T...V....[/Homer voice]
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I love 'em equally, which resulted in an awkward situation where I found myself going to the prom with BOTH OF THEM as dates and neither one knew it. Luckily, it sorted itself out after 22 minutes.
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both are from the ATL too
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Neither - this guy beats them both together, and gets paid to watch TV.

He has my dream job.
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Mmmm, a Patman/das monkey sandwich....

every couch potato girl's fantasy...

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Where's the "They both need to get lives" option?

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"... but I did this because you promised me a [das] monkey!" - Doug from "The King of Queens (with a liberty taken...)
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I'm staying far far away from this match-up.
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Originally posted by Jadzia
Mmmm, a Patman/das monkey sandwich....

every couch potato girl's fantasy...
Fine... limit it just to girls...
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Old 10-16-03, 09:54 PM
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I'll have to go with das Monkey out of simian loyalty.
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yeah, i don't know. I would've thought das also, but I'm seeing Patman in just about every single thread here.
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twikoff...twikoff...i can't find twikoff *sobs*
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Mmmm, a Patman/das monkey sandwich....

every couch potato girl's fantasy...
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das evil says mean things about Star Trek. Does not worship at the shrine of Roddenberry. Dares to question Braga and Berman.

btw voted das
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das evil says mean things about Star Trek. Does not worship at the shrine of Roddenberry. Dares to question Braga and Berman.
He ain't the only one..........
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twikoff...twikoff...i can't find twikoff *sobs*
Old jokes are the provice of the Other Forum, not this hip, edgy forum.
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I kinda like 'em both, but put a gun to my head, I'd have to pick Das, 'cause he's got a bit more venom.
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Patman, buddy...

I haven't seen a beating this bad since Cop Rock went up against Cheers.
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I'm just happy that my online self esteem doesn't depend on the results of a poll.
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It was tough for me to vote because Patman watches all the same shows as I do (hey, how come I'm not on here? I know, it's because I don't post as much as I watch). But I am convinced das Monkey is some sort of TV-watching robot or something with the amount of shows he watches coupled with his omnipresence in so many threads.

I have often wondered about what a typical daily schedule is for das.
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Pat [the Monkey] man?! ...Pat the [Monkey man]!?
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Originally posted by Patman
I'm just happy that my online self esteem doesn't depend on the results of a poll.


... sorry, Otter Farm habit...
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I don't like either of them.
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