Letterman 2/13
 

First, Words of Wisdom, from Dr. Phil:

"I can't believe you aren't happy for me, you wretched bitch."

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And then, Homer Simpson (yes, the real Homer Simpson) delivered the Top 10 List, "Top 10 reasons why I, Homer Simpson, am excited to be on this show."

Check it out, here: http://www.cbs.com/latenight/lateshow/

Favorite one: I finally get to be on a real network!

"I love the dancing Itos"

That was great!