Ozzy 4/9
 

Coming tonight:

The man who sang Sweet Leaf, a love song to a marijuana plant, tells his kids:

"I don't wanna smell no ******* dope smoke in my house"

You mean, the 4/9 episode in which:

- Ozzy waddles around his house in black nylon Adidas sweatpants and his one black cartoon Ozzfest t-shirt, teases his bulldog to the exclusion of all other family members, massages the thin wrinkled skin covering his addled brain and mumbles exasperated curse words

- Sharon curls up on some overstuffed, dog-piss stained couch, futzes with her hair and mumbles baby-talk curse words

- Kelly spends daddy's money like it's water, while endlessly chomping on a chunk of bubble-yum, futzes with her shocking pink hair and peppers her spoiled, little rich girl, "but daddy . . . " speeches with short peals of expletives

- Jack stares blankly into space, rubs his nose into his overstuffed midnight-black sitting couch, prances about in grey long-johns or army/navy surplus combat gear (depending on his mood), play-acts "music scout" care of daddy's money, futzes with the tangled ringlet mop he's gifted with as "hair" and barks the f-word randomly to garner attention

Wait. I think I've seen this episode.

-wink-

Ozzy will be interviewed on Fox News tonight at 10PM ET/7PM PT

they were pretty cool on Leno the other night..

Ozzy pursuing that cat, cane in hand, was a riot.

BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP cat BLEEP BLEEP SHARON!!! BLEEP BLEEP God BLEEP.

das

Ozzy talking about not doing drugs is some funny stuff. If he's not an example to his kids what drugs can do to you, then I don't know who is. :lol:

rotfl

This show is so funny. I am sure MTV will air a marathon of it again, after all the episodes have aired and I shall have to tape them.

I haven't laughed that hard at something on tv in a long time. The D-Snore ad being shown while Ozzy and Lola (the bulldog) were snoring was classic.

were those Ozzy's songs they played thruout the episode? That song playing during the Houston gig (where they showed the texas flag, then panned in on the word houston), I liked it, what was it? :)

It was nice to see them act something like a normal family. There probably are some disadvantages to growing up with a father who bit off the head of a bird. It's nice to see them open up to each other. -smile-

Dreamer? Its on Ozzy's latest Album.

I think that sharon is an excellent mom, she really cares about her kids, I have had many of those sitdowns, although not normally all the kids, there were 5 of us.

Just mam and dad and me getting a lecture or a speaking too.

And the cat was insane.


I love how Jack has a nanny and he is 16. ha!!!
how does he get into all the clubs without fake id? cos he has a record label Wtf!

All you have to say is that your Ozzy's son. Being the "Prince of f'ing Darkness" (as Ozzy called himself) has its advantages at times.

Anybody else get a kick out of Ozzy's "jumps" during his concert? What was up with that little bunny hop jump thingy he was doing? Jumping up and landing down with his hands on the ground? Maybe he should have taken Sharon's advice and not done any jumps!

I especially liked the photo shoot with Rob Zombie. They had Ozzy doing the same pose with the hands and then he says people think thats how he walks through the parking lot!!!

Wow, its really hard for me to believe that any child of Ozzy's would do drugs. (And I’m not being sarcastic) On one hand theres that old adage, 'Kids turn out the opposite of their parents"... but mainly you'd think growing up with a drug addict, burnout father would steer you away from dabbling in drugs? Maybe Sharon was good at keeping the kids from it? Hell, Ozzy once nearly killed her in a drug induced rage. But, if my dad was as messed up as Ozzy (52 years old and he stutters, shakes, and gets confused like an elderly man) I'd stay away from everything. Jack should know better; he's got the DNA to be an addict.

And the Ozzy bunny hop is something he’s always done.

As funny as the show is, that was a poignant moment when Ozzy said "Don't take drugs, nothing good comes of it, just look at me."

What, you'll end up a multi-million dollar singer who doesn't even have to worry where his next paycheck comes from?

And wears a diaper and can't write his own name and has a tattoo on the back of his hand reminding him to "breathe."

das

If yo missed the Ozzy interview on Fox, you can see it online here:

http://www.foxnews.com/ontherecord/

they also have a partial transcript