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Old 06-24-02, 03:13 PM
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Microsoft Linux shipping in November 2002

http://www.mslinux.org/

Not much else to say really.
Old 06-24-02, 03:38 PM
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Oh the irony
Old 06-24-02, 04:40 PM
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What others are saying:

"They want me to be a whore!"
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Old 06-24-02, 05:11 PM
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Microsoft Monkey Colony on Mars
Microsoft has announced that a team of monkeys will be shot into space in 2005 to establish the first Martian Colony. At a recent press conference, Bill Gates confirmed, "We are already training the monkeys to do simple tasks like reboot the space ship when it blue screens. The space vehicle will be running our newest product, SpacePod 2004. This product will instruct the monkeys how to colonize Mars and establish trade with the Martians. We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."

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this website looks fishy to me...
wonder if microsoft knows about this?
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"Microsoft has hired lawyers to attack it's own product line in an attempt to confuse the DOJ. "

hillarious... this site is awesome
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i like this the best

MS Linux to have Start Button
Microsoft is working to incorporate the well known "Start" button from the Windows Platform into X Windows' Gnome interface. "We just can't figure out how the hell to get that darn foot out of there! The damn thing is like stuck." The team will have this feature ready by product launch.
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Originally posted by ClarkKentKY
"We intend to monopolize this market before Human travel to Mars is possible."
Properly translated into Microsoftese: "Space travel is a core operating system function. You simply can't have a working web browser if you remove the code for colonizing other planets."

- David Stein

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