Stop lying to me, Mr. Store Clerk
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I honestly don't remember any product training from working at Best Buy. I remember plenty of training on how to sell service plans. I also remember going to a day long seminar all about the wonders of Monster cable. I recall at one point they had hooked up a receiver to two different speakers. One with extremely thick Monster cable, and the other with basically string. This was in an effort to "demonstrate" how much more effective Monster Cable was.
I also loved that the one of the slides was the founder of Monster Cable standing next to his Ferrari. I guess this was another one of their demonstrations of quality. Of course the people from Monster learned that we don't make commission, and their faces dropped. Who wants to push product as hard when you don't get a cut? I certainly didn't.
I also loved that the one of the slides was the founder of Monster Cable standing next to his Ferrari. I guess this was another one of their demonstrations of quality. Of course the people from Monster learned that we don't make commission, and their faces dropped. Who wants to push product as hard when you don't get a cut? I certainly didn't.
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Originally Posted by JasonF
Why do clerks in stores seem to have this pathological need to lie to me?
Sometimes, when I go to a store and ask a question they don't know the answer to, they will admit they don't know the answer. Sometimes, they will just make something up. This seems to be particularly true at Best Buy. I don't know -- maybe it's store policy.
My modem crapped out on me last week, so I bought a new one Sunday. The one I bought was a combination modem/wireless router. I thought "Great -- one less piece of equipment cluttering up my desk" and bought it. The modem part worked great. The wireless router part sucked. I was getting next to no signal in the next room over, wheras my old router was giving me a perfect signal anywhere in the house.
So I stopped at Best Buy last night to see what my options were and the salesman explained that my problem was that I live in the city. You see, he explained, everyone lives so close together that when I took down my old router, somebody else was immediately able to jump on the bandwidth, such that it was no longer available for me.
This is so mind-bogglingly, stupidly wrong, that I don't even know where to begin. I nodded politely, thanked him for his time, and found a different clerk who hooked me up with a different modem. New modem plus old router are now working like a charm with perfect signal strength (even though I live in the city!)
Another time, the Best Buy clerk explained to me that they were not allowed to accept returns on DVDs without receipts because of copyright laws. Of course. She must have been referring to the Best Buy Suck-Ass Return Policy Act of 2003.
And so, I close this post with a plea to retail employees everywhere: stop making shit up!
Sometimes, when I go to a store and ask a question they don't know the answer to, they will admit they don't know the answer. Sometimes, they will just make something up. This seems to be particularly true at Best Buy. I don't know -- maybe it's store policy.
My modem crapped out on me last week, so I bought a new one Sunday. The one I bought was a combination modem/wireless router. I thought "Great -- one less piece of equipment cluttering up my desk" and bought it. The modem part worked great. The wireless router part sucked. I was getting next to no signal in the next room over, wheras my old router was giving me a perfect signal anywhere in the house.
So I stopped at Best Buy last night to see what my options were and the salesman explained that my problem was that I live in the city. You see, he explained, everyone lives so close together that when I took down my old router, somebody else was immediately able to jump on the bandwidth, such that it was no longer available for me.
This is so mind-bogglingly, stupidly wrong, that I don't even know where to begin. I nodded politely, thanked him for his time, and found a different clerk who hooked me up with a different modem. New modem plus old router are now working like a charm with perfect signal strength (even though I live in the city!)
Another time, the Best Buy clerk explained to me that they were not allowed to accept returns on DVDs without receipts because of copyright laws. Of course. She must have been referring to the Best Buy Suck-Ass Return Policy Act of 2003.
And so, I close this post with a plea to retail employees everywhere: stop making shit up!
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Reminds me of helping a friend buy a LCD HD TV, from Best Buy. It was a clearance special that Speedy had posted (thanks Speedy!) We had already made our minds up to get it, researched it online, etc. But when we got there the fact card said 720, even though online said 1080i.
I asked random asshole if he knew the resolution for the TV, just to be sure.
*reads fact card* "Its 720"
"Really because I read online that its 1080i"
"Nope you read wrong its 720"
"Well can you check for me?"
"No the fact cards are not wrong"
By this time, after working 2 years in Walmart electronics I knew I was being lied too. I remembered that when you turn the channel, a HD set will display the resolution. So I just turned the channel up 1, and sure enough 1080i was displayed.
"so whats that?"
"Its still 720, its just up converting to 1080i"
At this point i said something rude that I cant remember and that we'd take the TV. Good times.
I asked random asshole if he knew the resolution for the TV, just to be sure.
*reads fact card* "Its 720"
"Really because I read online that its 1080i"
"Nope you read wrong its 720"
"Well can you check for me?"
"No the fact cards are not wrong"
By this time, after working 2 years in Walmart electronics I knew I was being lied too. I remembered that when you turn the channel, a HD set will display the resolution. So I just turned the channel up 1, and sure enough 1080i was displayed.
"so whats that?"
"Its still 720, its just up converting to 1080i"
At this point i said something rude that I cant remember and that we'd take the TV. Good times.
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Originally Posted by spainlinx0
I honestly don't remember any product training from working at Best Buy. I remember plenty of training on how to sell service plans. I also remember going to a day long seminar all about the wonders of Monster cable. I recall at one point they had hooked up a receiver to two different speakers. One with extremely thick Monster cable, and the other with basically string. This was in an effort to "demonstrate" how much more effective Monster Cable was.
I also loved that the one of the slides was the founder of Monster Cable standing next to his Ferrari. I guess this was another one of their demonstrations of quality. Of course the people from Monster learned that we don't make commission, and their faces dropped. Who wants to push product as hard when you don't get a cut? I certainly didn't.
I also loved that the one of the slides was the founder of Monster Cable standing next to his Ferrari. I guess this was another one of their demonstrations of quality. Of course the people from Monster learned that we don't make commission, and their faces dropped. Who wants to push product as hard when you don't get a cut? I certainly didn't.
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I know that these services make BB a lot of money, but seriously, who pays for this stuff (at least the gps setup is "only" 14.99):
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Electronic device setup and troubleshooting: 79.99 (for one device)
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$50 to train people on how to use an iPod? Are they serious?
#31
Originally Posted by starman9000
Speaking of store clerks, why do they ask you if you found everything OK, when they really don't care if you did?
And to also make you feel like you are being watched if you are thinking of ganking anything.
And that, sir, is the true answer as I know it.
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What amazes me is that people continue to be amazed that clerks at entry level minimum wage jobs don't know everything about what they are selling.
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
Come back if your air conditioner repair man or somebody who is a professional says something stupid like this. Clueless clerk stories are a dime a dozen, along with stupid customer stories.
And I have to wonder how many of you Einsteins who started out in an entry level minimum wage job knew the ins and outs of what you were going to be selling before you took the job? Or did you just take it to have money to live?
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
Come back if your air conditioner repair man or somebody who is a professional says something stupid like this. Clueless clerk stories are a dime a dozen, along with stupid customer stories.
And I have to wonder how many of you Einsteins who started out in an entry level minimum wage job knew the ins and outs of what you were going to be selling before you took the job? Or did you just take it to have money to live?
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I was checking out at Toys R Us once and before the cashier started ringing me up she said she needed my phone number. I told her that I didnt feel like giving it out. So she says "It's the law."
Before I dared her to call the police, the other cashier told her that there was no such law and told her how to get rid of the prompt on her register.
Before I dared her to call the police, the other cashier told her that there was no such law and told her how to get rid of the prompt on her register.
#34
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Originally Posted by fujishig
I know they don't have commission, but wasn't there still a lot of pressure to sell high priced accessories and warranties?
Another thing was that we had portable CD players and keyboard/karaoke machines moved into the music department. I'd always gripe about how we needed training on these items so we could properly sell them, but we only got training on how to sell accessories/service plans for them.
Since I know from experience that product training is nearly non-existent at BB, I never go in there without knowing exactly what I want. I only bother asking a blue shirt where an item is located and nothing else.
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Originally Posted by calhoun07
What amazes me is that people continue to be amazed that clerks at entry level minimum wage jobs don't know everything about what they are selling.
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
Come back if your air conditioner repair man or somebody who is a professional says something stupid like this. Clueless clerk stories are a dime a dozen, along with stupid customer stories.
And I have to wonder how many of you Einsteins who started out in an entry level minimum wage job knew the ins and outs of what you were going to be selling before you took the job? Or did you just take it to have money to live?
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
Come back if your air conditioner repair man or somebody who is a professional says something stupid like this. Clueless clerk stories are a dime a dozen, along with stupid customer stories.
And I have to wonder how many of you Einsteins who started out in an entry level minimum wage job knew the ins and outs of what you were going to be selling before you took the job? Or did you just take it to have money to live?
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Originally Posted by calhoun07
What amazes me is that people continue to be amazed that clerks at entry level minimum wage jobs don't know everything about what they are selling.
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
Come back if your air conditioner repair man or somebody who is a professional says something stupid like this. Clueless clerk stories are a dime a dozen, along with stupid customer stories.
And I have to wonder how many of you Einsteins who started out in an entry level minimum wage job knew the ins and outs of what you were going to be selling before you took the job? Or did you just take it to have money to live?
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
Come back if your air conditioner repair man or somebody who is a professional says something stupid like this. Clueless clerk stories are a dime a dozen, along with stupid customer stories.
And I have to wonder how many of you Einsteins who started out in an entry level minimum wage job knew the ins and outs of what you were going to be selling before you took the job? Or did you just take it to have money to live?
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Lying employees are pretty annoying/amusing. I bought a Toshiba HD A-3 on ebay last spring and it was dirt cheap, but didn't come with a remote. A couple weeks later, I was in Sears and noticed they had about 40 to 50 'open box' dvd and hd dvd players. Most didn't have remotes, but one A-3 did. I knew they probably wouldn't sell the remote separately, but figured it couldn't hurt to ask, so I did. The sales guy got a manager who came out, listened to my question and then explained that it was illegal for them to sell a dvd player without a remote, so they couldn't sell the two items separately. It was such a bizarre thing to say, that I asked him to clarify. He stated again that it was literally against the law for them to sell any dvd player that did not come with a remote control. I pointed out that 90% of the rather large section of 'open box' dvd players didn't include remotes and asked if those items were being sold illegally. He got all flustered and asked me to leave the store.
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Originally Posted by JasonF
I tried all 11 channels. None of them gave me better than about 20% signal when I took my laptop into the next room over.
My once and future router gives me 80-90% signal (I have no idea which channel its on).
My once and future router gives me 80-90% signal (I have no idea which channel its on).
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Originally Posted by calhoun07
What amazes me is that people continue to be amazed that clerks at entry level minimum wage jobs don't know everything about what they are selling.
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
Originally Posted by calhoun07
And I have to wonder how many of you Einsteins who started out in an entry level minimum wage job knew the ins and outs of what you were going to be selling before you took the job? Or did you just take it to have money to live?
It's your money, cal. If you're happy to expect less for the money you pay, be my guest.
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Originally Posted by calhoun07
What amazes me is that people continue to be amazed that clerks at entry level minimum wage jobs don't know everything about what they are selling.
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
Come back if your air conditioner repair man or somebody who is a professional says something stupid like this. Clueless clerk stories are a dime a dozen, along with stupid customer stories.
And I have to wonder how many of you Einsteins who started out in an entry level minimum wage job knew the ins and outs of what you were going to be selling before you took the job? Or did you just take it to have money to live?
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
Come back if your air conditioner repair man or somebody who is a professional says something stupid like this. Clueless clerk stories are a dime a dozen, along with stupid customer stories.
And I have to wonder how many of you Einsteins who started out in an entry level minimum wage job knew the ins and outs of what you were going to be selling before you took the job? Or did you just take it to have money to live?
Of course, when you have managers (especially at Circuit City) who could give a shit and are idiots themselves, then there's no hope. I had one tell me that laptop batteries only last six months, so that's why my friend needed a service plan.
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For every stupid employee story, there is a stupid customer story to go along with it. I'm sure everybody who's ever worked at a video rental story heard this old routine:
Customer: "This DVD didn't work"
Employee (checking the flawless disc): "Ok, we can replace it for you"
Customer: "Can't I just pick something else? I don't want this movie anymore"
I especially liked the ones who waited until the movie was past due to come in.
Customer: "This DVD didn't work"
Employee (checking the flawless disc): "Ok, we can replace it for you"
Customer: "Can't I just pick something else? I don't want this movie anymore"
I especially liked the ones who waited until the movie was past due to come in.
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I agree about expectation. That's why the complaints about DeepDiscount or Columbia House amuse (and frustrate) me. If you're trying to save money by dealing with discount places, expect discount quality of service. When you get good service, be pleasanly surprised, and thank them for it. There's nothing wrong with thanking people for doing a good job, even if they're just doing what they're supposed to. Everybody's so quick to complain--I hope you're just as quick to compliment.
However, DON'T EXCUSE people because of the level of their pay or their age. Bad behavior is bad behavior. Laziness is laziness. I don't care how little you're paid, or how many stresses you have going on at home, or how much you hate wearing that blue sweater-vest with your nametag at work, or anything else. My relationship with you is professional: store representative and customer. Don't lie. If you don't know something, admit it and try to find out the answer for me. Take pride in your work and do it right, no matter how meaningless you think it is. If you're collecting a paycheck from someone, you have a real and moral obligation to represent them and present yourself properly--even if you hate them. Having a job isn't an entitlement, and there are lots of people who don't have one. Be grateful every time you collect your paycheck. If you don't like your job, change it. Don't take it out on me when I'm trying to spend my hard-earned money from my job that maybe I don't like, either. I don't care if the last 10 customers pissed you off. I'm not them, and neither am I your therapist, nor your mother. I'm not customer #11. I'm customer #1. We're not equals. You are providing a service to me, not the other way around. You want to stop being treated like a child? Stop acting like one.
However, DON'T EXCUSE people because of the level of their pay or their age. Bad behavior is bad behavior. Laziness is laziness. I don't care how little you're paid, or how many stresses you have going on at home, or how much you hate wearing that blue sweater-vest with your nametag at work, or anything else. My relationship with you is professional: store representative and customer. Don't lie. If you don't know something, admit it and try to find out the answer for me. Take pride in your work and do it right, no matter how meaningless you think it is. If you're collecting a paycheck from someone, you have a real and moral obligation to represent them and present yourself properly--even if you hate them. Having a job isn't an entitlement, and there are lots of people who don't have one. Be grateful every time you collect your paycheck. If you don't like your job, change it. Don't take it out on me when I'm trying to spend my hard-earned money from my job that maybe I don't like, either. I don't care if the last 10 customers pissed you off. I'm not them, and neither am I your therapist, nor your mother. I'm not customer #11. I'm customer #1. We're not equals. You are providing a service to me, not the other way around. You want to stop being treated like a child? Stop acting like one.
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Originally Posted by Dean Kousoulas
For every stupid employee story, there is a stupid customer story to go along with it. I'm sure everybody who's ever worked at a video rental story heard this old routine:
Customer: "This DVD didn't work"
Employee (checking the flawless disc): "Ok, we can replace it for you"
Customer: "Can't I just pick something else? I don't want this movie anymore"
I especially liked the ones who waited until the movie was past due to come in.
Customer: "This DVD didn't work"
Employee (checking the flawless disc): "Ok, we can replace it for you"
Customer: "Can't I just pick something else? I don't want this movie anymore"
I especially liked the ones who waited until the movie was past due to come in.
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I do not expect store employees at Best Buy to know what they are talking about because I know from experience they have received no useful product training. However, is it too much to ask that they do not lie?
And if Best Buy doesn't want us to go into Best Buy expecting knowledgeable sales people perhaps they should have the courtesy to not constantly bombard us with ads promoting the contrary.
And if Best Buy doesn't want us to go into Best Buy expecting knowledgeable sales people perhaps they should have the courtesy to not constantly bombard us with ads promoting the contrary.
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Originally Posted by starman9000
Speaking of store clerks, why do they ask you if you found everything OK, when they really don't care if you did?
The response? Clerk says "Oh, that's too bad." and move on to check the rest of our things out.
I love those "do it yourself" check out registers.
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Originally Posted by calhoun07
What amazes me is that people continue to be amazed that clerks at entry level minimum wage jobs don't know everything about what they are selling.
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
Come back if your air conditioner repair man or somebody who is a professional says something stupid like this. Clueless clerk stories are a dime a dozen, along with stupid customer stories.
And I have to wonder how many of you Einsteins who started out in an entry level minimum wage job knew the ins and outs of what you were going to be selling before you took the job? Or did you just take it to have money to live?
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
Come back if your air conditioner repair man or somebody who is a professional says something stupid like this. Clueless clerk stories are a dime a dozen, along with stupid customer stories.
And I have to wonder how many of you Einsteins who started out in an entry level minimum wage job knew the ins and outs of what you were going to be selling before you took the job? Or did you just take it to have money to live?
#48
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Originally Posted by solipsta
My wife and I went to check out at some huge store and the clerk asked that. My wife said "no, actually we couldn't find [insert some product here] anywhere in the store".
The response? Clerk says "Oh, that's too bad." and move on to check the rest of our things out.
I love those "do it yourself" check out registers.
The response? Clerk says "Oh, that's too bad." and move on to check the rest of our things out.
I love those "do it yourself" check out registers.
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Originally Posted by calhoun07
What amazes me is that people continue to be amazed that clerks at entry level minimum wage jobs don't know everything about what they are selling.
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
It is AN ENTRY LEVEL MINIMUM WAGE JOB.
The truth of the matter is that places like Best Buy don't care about the customer. If they did care, they would put some effort into giving some type of training to even the most green of employee's. Instead, time is spent drilling workers on selling service plans so the company can pay someone $7-8 an hour to sell $200-400 worth of pure profit.
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There is a huge difference between "lack of knowledge" and "lying to the customer"...
That said, when I worked at Circuit City (on commission, and I am very knowledgable on C.E.) it DIDN'T pay to know your shit. Guys that lied/bs'ed/or were "not helpful" almost always made more than the guys that knew their stuff. Customers that ask a TON of questions usually are tire kickers and end up wasting your time. If someone started asking too many questions the top sales guy (I miss ya Marty) would drop these guys faster than you could blink. Move on to the next BUYER, and leave the tire kicker to someone else....I laugh now (I laughed then too, cause I wasn't too serious about selling when I was ending my career there) but it was very true. I am a big believer in the best salesmen anywhere, don't always know everything about what they are selling...
That said, when I worked at Circuit City (on commission, and I am very knowledgable on C.E.) it DIDN'T pay to know your shit. Guys that lied/bs'ed/or were "not helpful" almost always made more than the guys that knew their stuff. Customers that ask a TON of questions usually are tire kickers and end up wasting your time. If someone started asking too many questions the top sales guy (I miss ya Marty) would drop these guys faster than you could blink. Move on to the next BUYER, and leave the tire kicker to someone else....I laugh now (I laughed then too, cause I wasn't too serious about selling when I was ending my career there) but it was very true. I am a big believer in the best salesmen anywhere, don't always know everything about what they are selling...