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Old 05-02-04, 06:16 PM
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Don't shake hands with Moises Alou

According to an article by Gary Miller Moises Alou's secret to hitting without batting gloves is to urinate on his hands. Yuck.
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Old 05-02-04, 06:24 PM
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Oh, that's just nasty.
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Old 05-02-04, 06:28 PM
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So, aside from being horribly gross, the worst thing that I saw in the article was that [geek alert] Gary Miller misspelled Chewbacca when describing Johnny Damon [/geek alert].
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Is this Gary Miller the same one who used to host Baseball Tonight? The same one who got arrested back in 1997 for urinationg out of a second story window onto some police officers?
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Originally posted by Pharoh
Is this Gary Miller the same one who used to host Baseball Tonight? The same one who got arrested back in 1997 for urinationg out of a second story window onto some police officers?
Yes
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So, aside from being horribly gross, the worst thing that I saw in the article was that [geek alert] Gary Miller misspelled Chewbacca when describing Johnny Damon [/geek alert].
Chubaka? Man that is not even close to being right.
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Old 05-02-04, 11:24 PM
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At least he isn't practicing "stink hand"!
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Originally posted by BrewCrew
Chubaka? Man that is not even close to being right.
Wow, he didn't even try.
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Re: Don't shake hands with Moises Alou

Originally posted by BrewCrew
According to an article by Gary Miller Moises Alou's secret to hitting without batting gloves is to urinate on his hands. Yuck.
I wonder what that white stuff was on George Brett's hands?
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Re: Re: Don't shake hands with Moises Alou

Originally posted by JohnSeminal
I wonder what that white stuff was on George Brett's hands?
It was super magic hero powder, and I'll never let anyone say anything otherwise.

But if it were what you imply, everyone knows that Brett's ejaculate is so powerful that he'd have hit .490 in '80.
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