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Sorry ladies, Johnny Damon is off the market

Old 04-14-04, 02:06 AM
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Sorry ladies, Johnny Damon is off the market

Johnny Damon got engaged on Monday.

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Old 04-14-04, 02:16 AM
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Is it me, or is she cross-eyed?
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That sucks, but I can always hope to be friends with benefits with him.
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I am impressed with his coolness level, approaching Johnny Depp status quickly...
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Originally posted by the aftermath
Is it me, or is she cross-eyed?
Absolutely my first thought as well. Minor flaw though......

However, WAY too much coverage with that bra! But nice French manicure.
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He looks like Dean Cain (with more facial hair) in that picture.
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Now his next task is to get a haircut....
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No way, chicks dig long hair.
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Chicks also dig aton of ****ing money. I bet she lets him keep it.
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the money or the hair??

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Chicks also dig aton of ****ing money. I bet she lets him keep it.
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Old 04-14-04, 10:54 AM
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Is it me, or is she cross-eyed?
That's what happens when you get clubbed over the head too many times.
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I wonder if Damon wants to have kids.

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OOGA BOOGA

ME LIKE CROSS EYE WOMAN
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Old 04-14-04, 04:55 PM
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He looks like he should be a band member of Alabama.
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He looks like he should be a band member of Alabama.
Or the Bee Gees.
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Old 04-14-04, 06:36 PM
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Hmm...

Perhaps the title of that picture should be "The Last Temptation of Johnny Damon"

In recent news, Damon fed the entire crowd at Fenway today on one hot dog and eight peanuts.
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