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Old 04-07-04, 01:50 PM
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A joke for Red Dog

>Are You Moral?
>This test only has one question, but it's a very important one. Please
>don't answer it without giving it some serious thought. By
>giving an honest answer you will be able to test where you stand
>morally. The test features an unlikely, completely fictional situation,
>where you will have to make a decision one way or the other. Remember
>that your answer needs to be honest, yet spontaneous.
>Please scroll down slowly and consider each line - this is important for
>the test to work accurately.
>You're in Florida...In Miami, to be exact... There is great chaos going
>on around you, caused by a hurricane and severe floods.......
>There are huge masses of water all over you.... You are a CNN
>photographer and you are in the middle of this great disaster. The
>situation is nearly hopeless. You're trying to shoot very impressive
>photos. There are houses and people floating around you, disappearing
>into the water. Nature is showing all its destroying power and is
>ripping everything away with it. You see a man in the water; he is
>fighting for his life, trying not to be taken away by the masses of
>water and mud.
>You move closer. Somehow the man looks familiar. Suddenly you know who
>it is - it's Mike Krzyzewski!
>At the same time you notice that the raging waters are about to take him
>away, forever.
>You have two options. You can save him or you can take the best photo of
>your life.
>So you can save the life of Coach K, or you can shoot a Pulitzer Prize
>winning photo --- a unique photo displaying the death of one of the
>country's most recognized athletics personalities.
>And here's the question: (Please be honest)
>Would you select color film, or go with the simplicity of classic black
>and white?
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Old 04-07-04, 01:54 PM
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I've actually heard this one before, but not with Coach K.

Trust me - there a lot more people that I detest more than Ratface.
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Old 04-07-04, 04:46 PM
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Black and White is so timeless and would capture the moment.
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How many people from Hanover, Indiana does it take to change a lightbulb?
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I've passed it on, but I changed the drowner to Jim Calhoun.
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