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Who Would Win? (#13 in a series)

Old 10-22-02, 03:38 PM
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Who Would Win? (#13 in a series)

Who would win in a fist fight between Karl Malone and Ryan Klesko?

not a boxing match, not that UFC caRp, just a good old fashioned fist fight.





Results of last poll: Bob Knight defeated John Madden.
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Old 10-22-02, 03:43 PM
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I go with Karl Malone. That guy's 6'9"!!!
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Originally posted by criptik28
I go with Karl Malone. That guy's 6'9"!!!
Remember Ed "Too Tall" Jones getting knocked out by that 5'10" fighter?
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Karl.. that guy is a wrestling freak. he'll put the smackdown on ya and give you the Diamond Cutter.
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Old 10-22-02, 04:02 PM
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Remember Ed "Too Tall" Jones getting knocked out by that 5'10" fighter?
True...though as devilshalo just pointed out, he does know all those WWF/WWE moves.
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Malone, and it wouldn't be close.
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Old 10-22-02, 04:06 PM
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Malone only knows how to fight using fake moves..plus he's a bit older..i go with klesko.


a normal punch by klesko could hit malone right in the nuts.
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Old 10-22-02, 04:11 PM
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Malone would demolish 99% of all non-boxing/wrestling professional athletes.

I think a better matchup would be Malone and Shaq. I'd pay to see that! Most people would probably think Shaq would obliterate him, but I wouldn't be so sure cause Malone is probably the strongest player in the NBA. Another good matchup would be Malone and David Robinson. Robinson is cut! But I still think Malone would take him.

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Originally posted by immortal_zeus
Malone would demolish 99% of all non-boxing/wrestling professional athletes.

I think a better matchup would be Malone and Shaq. I'd pay to see that! Most people would probably think Shaq would obliterate him, but I wouldn't be so sure cause Malone is probably the strongest player in the NBA. Another good matchup would be Malone and David Robinson. Robinson is cut! But I still think Malone would take him.

Robinson is cut, but he seems a little too passive. True, he was in the Navy, so he's gone through training and all...but I think Malone would whup his ass.
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Originally posted by criptik28
Robinson is cut, but he seems a little too passive. True, he was in the Navy, so he's gone through training and all...but I think Malone would whup his ass.
I'd pay to watch Malone and Shaq or Malone and Robinson. Maybe we'll see them on Celebrity Boxing in 10 years.

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Malone's a pansy. Klesko could kick his ass
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I'll take Malone for his years of squirrel hunt'n experience.
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Old 10-22-02, 06:32 PM
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Klesko. I hate Malone.
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Old 10-22-02, 07:02 PM
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I am ready for #14. Who would win in a fistfight...my Mom or some red painted bandwagon Angels fan.

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Oh, and I pick Carl Malone. Those gophers he hunts can be tough.
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Oh, and I pick Carl Malone. Those gophers he hunts can be tough.
{snicker} Carl
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Kah Mah-lo says he would win in any fist fight just like his momma tought him.
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Kah Mah-lo says he would win in any fist fight just like his momma tought him.
Hehehehe.
I have been looking for Jimmy as Karl.
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Malone. No question.
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Old 10-23-02, 05:50 PM
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I'm surprised that Karl is winning so easily.

Klesko is not a small guy.

but we would know this if TWIKOFF WOULD DO HIS FRIGGIN JOB AND POST THE TALE OF THE TAPE!!!

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Old 10-23-02, 06:20 PM
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Malone no question.

a better fight would be malone vs. Gary Trent
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Malone!
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Originally posted by immortal_zeus
Malone would demolish 99% of all non-boxing/wrestling professional athletes.


I don't know about this. Big doesn't necessarily mean bad. I think there's plenty of pro atheletes that could whip Malone, especially football players. But anyway I would probably go with Malone over Klesko.
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