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Guys - Want World Series Tickets for Pac Bell???

Old 10-16-02, 04:09 PM
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Guys - Want World Series Tickets for Pac Bell???

Woman wants to barter Giants tickets for sperm
Wednesday, October 16, 2002

How far would you go to get tickets to a World Series game at the San Francisco Giants' home Pacific Bell Park?

Since the 14,000 tickets set aside by the ball club are expected to sell out in a matter of minutes this morning, fans who aren't so lucky will have to turn to alternative sources for seats.

Buyers and sellers have already posted hundreds ads on the Internet message board, including one seller who has a very unusual proposition for the male fans.

In a message posted Tuesday, a woman likely to acquire a pair of upper reserve tickets to the World Series says she's looking to trade the seats for healthy sperm.

She's trying to get artificial inseminated and needs a sperm donor. She says frozen donor sperm from a reputable sperm bank costs $250-$350 a vial, and the insemination process requires two vials a month.

Two upper reserve tickets for a World Series game between the Giants and Anaheim Angels, however, cost anywhere from $250 at face-value to more than $1,000.

"You can bet that the child will be raised a Giants fan,'' the woman wrote.

(SFGate Update: Late Wednesday morning, the sperm-seeking post was removed from Craigslist. An official there said it was removed either because the woman had withdrawn it or because enough users had "flagged" it as objectionable, however, the site could not determine which of these was the case.)
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stupid san fran fans.
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ok.. i just deposited some in an envelope.. where do I mail it?
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(is she hot?)

I'd hit it for tix!


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a Giants fan.. That poor poor kid.
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Eww @ twikoff.

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Wouldn't $250 be relatively cheap compared to the cost of the procedure? If she can afford the procedure, she should be able to afford the sperm.
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If I can have sex with her and go to the game count me in.

Lucky kid to grow up a Giants fan !
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Old 10-17-02, 12:06 AM
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Has anyone checked out craigslist for what people are offering for WS tickets?

Some guys are asking to get laid in exchange for free tickets...

Some guy trading his car for tickets...

Beachfront property...

And of course, for this forum, DVDs and cash and other crap...
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Old 10-17-02, 12:19 AM
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This guy's trading his first born for a WS ticket...

Will sleep with ANYONE for WS tickets!!!

Marketing Executive (20 yrs.) will advise you FREE 4 World Series Tix

This guy's trading his two $15 BART tickets... ahhaha.... yeah right...
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Old 10-18-02, 10:07 AM
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Originally posted by Jackskeleton
a Giants fan.. That poor poor kid.

Why not just make the poor kid grow up in a trailer park....

This is too cruel.

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