You had me at "he's a kung fu renegade cop".


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How did I just hear about this?

The Hoff just released a music video for the theme song he recorded for this movie.

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Very cool. I hope they get some solid investments to give it some production values.

Ohhh, you made my day)

The Kickstarter that went up for this I think made $600,000+

The release date was announced last week as sometime in late May.

https://www.vhx.tv/kungfury/updates/good-news

Wow. I probably dig that a song a bit too much.

I have to see this.

If I'm not mistaken, that was Thor. Can't Marvel sue?

And the trailer announces things "never seen in a motion picture before," without adding the caveat that there's a good reason they haven't been seen in a movie before--because they're too fucking stupid to put into a movie!

And would it have hurt them to find an announcer who could pronounce "Führer"?

It was indeed Thor but the character is a mythological figure and thus in public domain. Same with Loki, Odin, Asgard, the Frost Giants, etc. Marvel cannot sue.

Ash, did you not get what they were going for? You're trying too hard possibly.

I wonder what Hasselhoff's German fans think of all the swastikas and Hitler? Depictions like that are pretty verboten over there.

How did he become so big in Germany?

They fucking loved knight rider. It was huge there.

But who didn't love Knight Rider? That series was awesome!

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I guess I didn't.

...Kung Fu.



Cuz Hitler knows Kung Fu. You're trying too hard, Ash.

I see. I guess it would have been funnier to me if they'd pronounced "Führer" correctly. Or maybe less unfunny.

So does this mean Ash Ketchum has finally entered the "get off my lawn" stage of his life?

I don't think he has a lawn. So what kind of old fuck stage would he have?

Socks and sandals stage, if this latest picture of him is to be believed.

It was mentioned on the Kung Fury FB page that the film will be released for FREE online during it's late-May release date.

This is playing Thursday night on El Rey and will be on again sometime next Monday night after Terminator.

Yeah. I saw this listed in the schedule and had no idea what it was.