i'm trying to find this movie - i'll copy and paste the following to every possible movie forum. hopefully someone knows what i'm talking about.
it's incredibly bad and low budget, made by some director who consistently makes bizarre and terrible movies. the characters spend a lot of time playing beach volleyball. and at some point the female character rambles on about crabs, or some sort of std. maybe it's a romance??? sorry, that's all i can remember. i discovered this movie when some guy reviewed it (quite entertainingly) on youtube. i don't know if he just reviews bad movies or what. but i must find the video.

Side Out?

thanks, but it's not Side Out. someone suggested that movie on another forum, too - i guess there aren't a ton of beach volleyball movies to choose from. but Side Out looks like a legitimate movie-making effort. the one i'm thinking of is hilariously bad.

Beach Kings?

Cloud 9?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0403946/?ref_=nv_sr_2

nah you guys are thinking of movies with actual plots and stuff. this movie didn't really have a plot.

So, something by Michael Bay, then?

Was it Yor?

Was there a damn talking box in it?

Dead or Alive?

It could be some swill by any of the following shitty directors (but you'll have to wade through the sludge yourself):
-Fred Olen Ray
-David A. Prior
-Todd Sheets
-David DeCoteau.

Top Gun. Lots of volleyball in that.

South Beach Academy?

Beach Balls?

Was it set in the old west? It might have been "The Long Riders."

Roots?

Holy Shit! I was thinking the same thing! It's Top Gun isn't it?