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Old 03-20-13 | 03:39 PM
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why has Sam Raimi gone vaginated

He created the modern day equivalent of the Dollars trilogy for our age, not even the Indiana Jones trilogy had the plain ol shameless bastardness to compare. And then just prolapsed down there making the heart warming Spiderman movies and this fuxking ewok thing. Why?
Old 03-20-13 | 03:56 PM
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Old 03-20-13 | 04:00 PM
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Old 03-20-13 | 04:15 PM
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FRwL is the equivalent of an angry paint huffing buttmunker.
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^ Right?!
Old 03-20-13 | 04:22 PM
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Raimi's never been great. He's about on par with the rest of his output. Haven't seen Oz yet.

Although I do really like The Evil Dead. IMO, it's a lot better than part 2.
Old 03-20-13 | 05:07 PM
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Okkkkk jump****z.

1 is better. 2 had a slight fetid stench compared to the others but its good too.
Old 03-20-13 | 05:40 PM
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Besides A Simple Plan & Evil Dead I could care less about Raimi.
Old 03-20-13 | 05:49 PM
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"Vaginated?"
Old 03-20-13 | 06:06 PM
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"Vaginated?"
Vinegar + viagra salad dressing.
Old 03-20-13 | 06:42 PM
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Sam Raimi has been vaginated since birth. Unless he was born cesarean.
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I don't understand what's coming out of kid's mouths these days.
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To be fair, Raimi for most of his career, has been a hack.

Crimewave, The Quick and the Dead, For Love of the Game, The Gift, and Drag Me to Hell are all shit films.

If it wasn't for The Evil Dead and Spider-man trilogy, most wouldn't care about him.

... and if the man wanted to make another Evil Dead film, or something in the same vain that's not an abortion like Drag Me to Hell, we would've seen it already. The man should have some clout in Hollywood considering he directed three of the highest grossing films of all time.
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Originally Posted by Matthew Chmiel
To be fair, Raimi for most of his career, has been a hack.

Crimewave, The Quick and the Dead, For Love of the Game, The Gift, and Drag Me to Hell are all shit films.

If it wasn't for The Evil Dead and Spider-man trilogy, most wouldn't care about him.

... and if the man wanted to make another Evil Dead film, or something in the same vain that's not an abortion like Drag Me to Hell, we would've seen it already. The man should have some clout in Hollywood considering he directed three of the highest grossing films of all time.
I love both Drag me to Hell and The Quick and the Dead.They both have that "Evil Dead" energy. Haven't seen Crimewave in forever but remember liking it. Also, A Simple Plan is fucking great. One of the best things he's done. I won't defend the others(The Gift, For Love of the Game) though.
Old 03-20-13 | 07:25 PM
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Originally Posted by Matthew Chmiel
To be fair, Raimi for most of his career, has been a hack.

Crimewave, The Quick and the Dead, For Love of the Game, The Gift, and Drag Me to Hell are all shit films.

If it wasn't for The Evil Dead and Spider-man trilogy, most wouldn't care about him
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... and if the man wanted to make another Evil Dead film, or something in the same vain that's not an abortion like Drag Me to Hell, we would've seen it already. The man should have some clout in Hollywood considering he directed three of the highest grossing films of all time.
Not even close to correct.
Old 03-20-13 | 07:34 PM
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He created the modern day equivalent of the Dollars trilogy for our age, not even the Indiana Jones trilogy had the plain ol shameless bastardness to compare. And then just prolapsed down there making the heart warming Spiderman movies and this fuxking ewok thing. Why?
He's remaking RETURN OF THE JEDI???
Old 03-20-13 | 08:19 PM
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Quick and the Dead, The Gift, A Simple Plan, and Army of Darkness are my favorite of his films.

Drag Me To Hell was a piece of shit, though.
Old 03-20-13 | 08:28 PM
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I prefer my coffee devaginated.
Old 03-20-13 | 08:31 PM
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Originally Posted by Why So Blu?
Drag Me To Hell was a piece of shit, though.
I loved it, but the bad CGI tempers my enjoyment on repeat viewings. One thing no one can deny: it had incredible sound design.
Old 03-20-13 | 09:08 PM
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Besides A Simple Plan & Evil Dead I could care less about Raimi.
COULDN'T. You COULDN'T care less.
Old 03-20-13 | 09:37 PM
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Darkman seems to have its share of fans. I loved the 1st two Spiderman films and the evil dead trilogy. I don't know why people expect filmmakers to hit it out of the park everytime they make a movie.
Old 03-20-13 | 09:52 PM
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Originally Posted by Ringmaster
Darkman seems to have its share of fans. I loved the 1st two Spiderman films and the evil dead trilogy. I don't know why people expect filmmakers to hit it out of the park everytime they make a movie.
Ah, I forgot about Darkman. Darkman rules.
Old 03-20-13 | 10:14 PM
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COULDN'T. You COULDN'T care less.
Goddamn iPhone.
Old 03-20-13 | 11:39 PM
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Maybe because he's like 50 and wants to get paid now.

Old 03-21-13 | 12:33 AM
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