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View Poll Results: Is spideman's bulge of something to be concerned about in "The Amazing Spiderman"?
Very distracting
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I didn't notice
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I noticed but only because I wanted to look and see for myself
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Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?

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Old 07-06-12 | 10:17 PM
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Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
Sometimes a bulge, or in other cases a blue cock can be distracting while I watch my comic book movie.

Should I be concerned with what happens in "the amazing spiderman"?

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Old 07-06-12 | 10:38 PM
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Old 07-06-12 | 10:42 PM
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Eww, that's not webbing!
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Old 07-06-12 | 10:59 PM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
Originally Posted by andy434343

Should I be concerned with what happens in "the amazing spiderman"?
I think you need to be concerned that you paid so much attention to a bulge during this or any movie.
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Old 07-06-12 | 11:22 PM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
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I think you need to be concerned that you paid so much attention to a bulge during this or any movie.
I can't be concerned since I have not seen it yet, hence the poll to see if it is safe or not to see.....

Please vote.......
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Old 07-06-12 | 11:26 PM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
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I can't be concerned since I have not seen it yet, hence the poll to see if it is safe or not to see.....

Please vote.......
Then you need to be even more concerned if you are worried about spending your time bulge watching on a bulge you haven't seen yet.

Sounds like you need to go see Rock Of Ages instead.
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Old 07-06-12 | 11:31 PM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
The front is distracting but so is the back.
http://www.buzzfeed.com/mjs538/reaso...tter-spiderman
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Old 07-06-12 | 11:39 PM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
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Then you need to be even more concerned if you are worried about spending your time bulge watching on a bulge you haven't seen yet.

Sounds like you need to go see Rock Of Ages instead.
Your advice is greatly appreciated, thank you.

Did you vote yet?
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Old 07-07-12 | 01:21 AM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
I voted "I didn't notice" without seeing the movie because I don't stare at crotches.

Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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Old 07-07-12 | 12:36 PM
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So i guess I should be ok.....thanks to everyone except brianluvdvd (I think deep down he might be a closeted bulge gazer)
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Old 07-07-12 | 12:45 PM
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Old 07-07-12 | 02:49 PM
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What a strange thread, even for DVD Talk...
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Old 07-07-12 | 02:51 PM
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was I the only one that heard "crotch attack" in that scene? it took me off guard for a bit.
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Old 07-07-12 | 04:04 PM
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I would use the word hypnotizing, not distracting.
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Old 07-07-12 | 06:27 PM
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No, what a stupid question.
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Old 07-07-12 | 06:39 PM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
Who the hell is Spiderman? An accountant?
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Old 07-08-12 | 05:46 AM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
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Who the hell is Spiderman? An accountant?
He's a mild mannered reporter for The Global Planet where he gaydates Luis Lane, the rakish young Bolivian photographerist.
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Old 07-08-12 | 08:45 AM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
Dumbest question about a movie ever.
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Old 07-08-12 | 09:05 AM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
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was I the only one that heard "crotch attack" in that scene? it took me off guard for a bit.
he just yells out "Crotch!"
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Old 07-08-12 | 10:17 AM
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Ah.
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Old 07-08-12 | 01:55 PM
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I can't wait for when The Dark Knight Rises comes out so that we can compare superhero crotches.
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Old 07-08-12 | 03:10 PM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
by looking at the bulge, can you see what religion spidey is?
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Old 07-08-12 | 03:13 PM
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
As a straight, happily married, white, Republican, Christian, who doesn't like to talk about what I do when I jog in the evening - I find Spidey's bulge very distracting and offensive.
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Re: Is spiderman's bulge in "The Amazing Spiderman" distracting?
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Who the hell is Spiderman? An accountant?
Sounds like an old Jewish guy...Murray Spiderman, attorney-at-law.
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