Scarlett Johansson: Hi, I'm Scarlett Johansson and I'm hosting Saturday Night Live with musical guest, Death Cab for Cutie.

Andy: Hey Scarlett, have you downloaded our video?

Scarlett: The sex one?

Andy: Chris, what's she talking about?

Chris: I... don't know...



... anyways, anyone taking bets on whether or not we get "Lazy Sunday: Part II" tonight?

<hr>* Season 31 "Charlie Goose-O-Meter" (5) v (4)


<-- 10/1/05 - (H) Steve Carell (M) Kanye West


<-- 10/8/05 - (H) John Heder (M) Ashlee Simpson


<-- 10/22/05 - (H) Catherine Zeta Jones (M) Franz Ferdinand


<-- 10/31/05 - (H) Lance Armstrong (M) Cheryl Crow


<-- 11/5/05 - (H) SNL Goes Commercial


<-- 11/12/05 - (H) Jason Lee (M) Foo Fighters


<-- 11/19/05 - (H) Eva Longoria (M) Korn


<-- 12/3/05 - (H) Dane Cook (M) James Blunt


<-- 12/10/05 - (H) Alec Baldwin (M) Shakira


<-- 12/17/05 - (H) Jack Black (M) Neil Young

Rumors say that next week is (H) Peter Saarsgard and (M) The Strokes.

With as much attention as that bit has gotten over the past several weeks, you can count on it being pounded into the ground by season's end.

god i hope not. let's not take something that was actually fresh and funny and destroy it.

although I did like the other commercial for this show.

Scarlett Johansson: Hi, I'm Scarlett Johansson and I'm hosting Saturday Night Live with musical guest, Death Cab for Cutie.

Chris (to Andy): See, I told you they already had a musical guest...

True dat.

Double True!





... oh crap. Sorry about that.

She is so friggin' hot! So perfect in the 'monologue'.

Ok...Taco Town was funny the first time, maybe even the second. Now it's just old. Do they really have to show it every damn week?

I liked the monologue

Repeat after me:

I love HDTV!
I love HDTV!
I love HDTV!
I love HDTV!
I love HDTV!
I love HDTV!
I love HDTV!

So they just recycled the first sketch of the night from the Eva Longoria episode? Even the song that SJ sang was almost identical to Eva's.

"Human Ambien"

Wow, Smorgasbord was embarassingly bad.

So far so bad. Scarlett was funny when she was singing a la Stacey Ferguson of the Black Eye Peas.

That Food Network 'thing' was beyond embarassing. Truly horrid.

TV Funhouse was a bore.

Why do they keep making Scarlett talk like a ghetto girl?

Sarsgaard and the Strokes next week !

It would have been only slightly better if that guy did a better impression of the Swedish chef. That was fucking terrible.

Cant wait for the Strokes next week,love the new record

man this duluth skit went on way too long
and the taco commercial again? they going to replay that every single week?

This fucking thing won't end.

A little long, but I liked the Duluth sketch.

Good lord, is this the band people have been raving about?!? Either it's a bad night for them, or they legitimately lick balls.

When did nerds take over rock n' roll?

Yes, they rock!