Hey all,

Ok, my first entry is "Heart of the Unicorn" by Gamma Ray.


Your turn.....(try to stick with older, pre-1995 songs, the reason I say that is because many "newer" bands will pick dumb names just to be cool -- the older ones actually thought the song names were cool....)


Matt

Maybe we could stick to songs people have heard of before.



"I am the Walrus"?

I'm a Cranky old yank, in my clanky old tank, on the streets of Yokohama with my Honolulu mama, singin' those beat-o, beat-o, flat on my seat-o, Hirohito Blues.

Da Doo Doo Doo, Da Da Da Da

Calling Occupants of Interplanetary Craft (The Recognised Anthem of World Contact Day) - Klaatu

Pink Floyd - Several species of small furry animals gathered together in a cave and grooving with a pict

The Orb - "A Huge Ever-Growing Pulsating Brain That Rules from the Centre of the Ultraworld"

The Dead Milkmen - "Taking Retards to the Zoo"

By-Tor and the Snow Dog - Rush

T. Rex - Chariot Choogle
David Bowie - Moonage Daydream
Gram Parsons - The New Soft Shoe

He he, that's funny--my stepfather is a big Police fan, but he loathes that song for its title alone. Personally, I dig it.

I'll vote for "The Flying Purple People Eater"; fun song, but as a stand-alone title...

Sit on My Face and Bleed by Dayglo Abortions. They have quite a few stupid song titles.

winner!

My roommate my freshman year at Auburn bought the 12" version of Toto Coelo's "I Eat Cannibals" and I wanted to freakin' strangle him. This guy had plenty of reasons to be bitch slapped, but this song made me wanna pull his ears off (I'm a peaceful guy... really!). Love me some good, silly new wave, but this song is god-awful... simply horrendous. I'm still unsure how it was ever put off as something adults would want to listen to.

His thread. Why not increase your listening landscape instead.

Pearl Jam - *

unskinny bop - Poison

Elderly woman blah..blah...blah...blah...blah... - Pearl Jam (and I hate doing this because I love Pearl jam)

Aphex Twin - Durkqs

Disc 1.
Jynweythek ylow
Vordhosbn
Kladfvgbung micshk
Omgyjya switch7
Strotha tynhe
Gwely mernans
Bbydhyonchord
Cock-ver10
Avril 14th
Mt saint michel mix+st michaels mount
Gwarek2
Orban eq trx4
Aussois
Hy a scullyas lyf a dhagrow
Kesson daslef

Disc 2.
54 cymru beats
Btoum roumada
Lornaderek
Plenty harmonium
Meltphace 6
Bit4
Prep Gwarlek 3b
Father
Taking Control
Petiatil Cx Htdui
Ruglen Holon
Afx237 v7
Ziggomatic v17
Beskhu3epnm
Nanou2

Take your pick.

I always wondered why Rod Stewart named his song "Young TURKS"? Young Hearts would have been more appropriate.

Achy Breaky Heart - which could qualify for a worst song ever thread too

"Love Missile F1-11" by Sigue Sigue Sputnik

(you'd know it if you heard it...big part of Ferris Bueller's Day Off)

Got you all beat:

867-5309

Poor Jenny! heh

I need a brain check or glasses. My previous post was for worst song...period. Not worst song title.

Worst song title is "Cheeseburger in Paradise". And 2nd worst song ever recorded

"Mmm mmm mmm mmm" --- The Crash Test Dummies (like the song though)

"Da Doo Ron Ron" --- The Crystals and Shaun Cassidy

From dictionary.com:
Young Turk
1. A young progressive or insurgent member of an institution, movement, or political party.
2. A young person who rebels against authority or societal expectations.

"Dead boys don't say no"--Cat Rapes Dog

There are no songs on Drukqs