favorite character in the View Askew universe
12-15-04 | 05:32 PM
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My favorite character, of course, is motherfuckin' Brodie Bruce.
Now if this was a question on which View Askew character ones resembles the most, sadly I'm T.S. Quint.
Now if this was a question on which View Askew character ones resembles the most, sadly I'm T.S. Quint.
12-15-04 | 05:44 PM
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I love Banky Edwards. he fucking kills me everytime I watch Chasing Amy. just read my sig...
"What's a Nubian?"
"Sometime, just sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse."
"So you like chicks right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror sometimes?"
"How was your psuedo date"
"who cares if i call the the whalers faggots in the privacy of my own home?"
"Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee"
"I feel a hate crime coming on..."
The best dialogue from the Smith movies belong to Banky, or atleast any of Jason Lee's characters. My sister always says Brodie reminds her of me, I guess that's not a compliment, but I was pleased...
"What's a Nubian?"
"Sometime, just sometimes, I like the idea of a chick with a horse."
"So you like chicks right, do you just look at yourself naked in the mirror sometimes?"
"How was your psuedo date"
"who cares if i call the the whalers faggots in the privacy of my own home?"
"Archie is not fucking Mr. Weatherbee"
"I feel a hate crime coming on..."
The best dialogue from the Smith movies belong to Banky, or atleast any of Jason Lee's characters. My sister always says Brodie reminds her of me, I guess that's not a compliment, but I was pleased...
Last edited by ivelostr2; 12-15-04 at 05:53 PM.
12-15-04 | 10:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Trigger
I like that guy who wanted the store opened, so he joined in their game of roof hockey and launched their only ball into space.
12-16-04 | 04:47 AM
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I like Jay & Silent Bob....
And Banky has got some great lines....
But Brodie is still the best.
"That kid is on the escalator again!"
"Man, this looks like something right out of 'Octopussy'."
and who can forget the stinkpalm?
And Banky has got some great lines....
But Brodie is still the best.
"That kid is on the escalator again!"
"Man, this looks like something right out of 'Octopussy'."
and who can forget the stinkpalm?
12-16-04 | 09:45 AM
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From: NYC Burbs
Originally Posted by Hulkabrgr
Even though he is just a minor character, I always got a kick out of Olaf in clerks
Girls think sexy!
I gotta go with Jay. Dante definitely had some great lines, as did Randall--but Jay wins IMHO.
12-16-04 | 11:06 AM
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Originally Posted by tdirgins
Olaf! Berserker!
Girls think sexy!
Girls think sexy!
My love for you is like a truck,
Berserker!
Would you like some making *****,
Berserker!
My love for you is ticking clock,
Berserker!
Would you like to s*ck my c*ck,
Berserker!
12-16-04 | 11:27 AM
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Originally Posted by Matthew Chmiel
Dude, you're so gonna catch teh gay. 
I like Banky as well.
12-16-04 | 11:49 AM
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From: Kissimmee FL
add another vote for Brodie
"my cousin walter jerked off in public once. true story. He was on a plane to new mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. the plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. so all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. so all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. the plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. no one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else."
"my cousin walter jerked off in public once. true story. He was on a plane to new mexico when all of the sudden the hydraulics went. the plane started spinning around, going out of control, so he decides it's all over and whips it out and starts beating it right there. so all the other passengers take a cue from him and they start whipping it out and beating like mad. so all the passengers are beating off, plummeting to their certain doom, when all of the sudden, the hydraulics kick back in. the plane rights itself and it land safely and everyone puts their pieces or, whatever, you know, away and deboard. no one mentions the phenomenon to anyone else."
12-16-04 | 03:22 PM
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Originally Posted by Xander
Tough call. My THREE favorites are Brodie, Banky and Randall.
12-16-04 | 05:45 PM
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I used to like Randall, but the more I see Clerks he just grates on my nerves. What an obnoxious a*hole. I'm not sure what it is, b/c the character is written that way... don't know.
