Seriously:



Words fail me. Is she trying out for the lead in "Flash Gordon 2"?

i'd hit it

You're right.

She still has clothes on.

haha i hope they send out full color posters. i want this above my toilet.

I don't see what's wrong with it. It's an album of her Greatest Hits. I don't see what you were expecting to get. I've seen much worse just from quick glances to the CD sections of Best Buy. Not even actually browsing thru e'm.

Oh god! Someone do something!! Briteny is being eaten by some sort of giant bat!!!

Britney Spears: Ewok Queen

Yub nub!

Did they airbrushed all of her muscle?

I read that they used a 2-year old picture for this cover because she doesn't like the way she looks now.

In any case, it's pretty pathetic.

What an artist !

Fixed

You find that airbrushed crap hot? You think that costume she's wearing is sexy? Yuck.

Yes...next!

And her legs look like barbie doll legs.

But she'd probably consider that a compliment.

If she was never in the spotlight and people never knew who she was, 99% of straight guys would say that they would hit it, especially that picture. Her being a talentless and classless hack has no bearing on the fact that she is a hottie.

I dunno. I've never found her all that hot. X-Tina is very hot but Britteny just doesn't do it for me.

While that is a horrible picture and not at all sexy, the part I find most disturbing is that she has a greatest hits album.

That cover looks like a failed prototype of a Britney action figure. Who had the bright idea to okay that? I'm not a fan of her music but at least her other covers made her look cute and somewhat human.

I like the greased look, but the 'Hawk' feathers are a bit much. Oh, and the hairdo makes her look like a fembot.

Can we now all agree that this "artist" is selling her body, not her music (like 99.9% of American female singers)? I feel sad for anyone who buys music based on how hot the chick on the cover is.

Is that Pamela Anderson's head on a barbie doll body?

although I would definetely would hit it if she crawled in bed naked with me, I honestly don't think she's that appealing.

I do understand her appeal, though. And I think she did look hot when she was on the cover of Rolling Stone (being on that magazine's cover does wonders for some people's looks).

Why are there doilies in the background?

The skeez alert meter is overheating.

Don't you guys have any standards? Perchance you also have cum-encrusted inflatable dolls in the closet? Speers probably doesn't even have a *****.

I think that's supposed to be snake skin. I wonder why the record label wasn't able to afford a professional designer for this CD. The intern did an okay job but really, this is one of their hot properties. You'd think they'd get the best designer they could find.