well, they are going to start airing a very very VERY heavilly edited version of jay and silent bob strikes back on comedy central. it airs tonight a 7 pm and wil run about 2 and a half hours.
"hey freak you, you freaking square, don't tell me how to raise my freakin kids man, freak".

Actually, I saw a little bit of it tonight and it wasn't that bad since the sound just cuts out when they curse.

They should have just gone with "expletive deleted."

Wouldn't that be like 1/3rd of the total running time?

Man I love that movie! FIRE A WARNING SHOT IN HIS BULBOUS ASS!

Digging this TV edit...

YO! THIS MOTHER AINT ONE OF US! HE SAID HE'D A SHEEP!

surprised that most of the drug jokes stayed, and even some of hte sex jokes as well (they didn't bleep the word "dick")and even kept the oral sex symbol, and the infamus line "dude, i think i just filled the cup"

Why they didn't mute out the word "dick," they sure had a fun time muting out the word "cock."

So why do they call you Knocker?

I even got hit in the balls by a guy who calls himself Knocker!

A lot of scenes were edited to hell through. The scenes on the Miramax set, Holden's, Mooby's, the videorecording of Jay's C.L.I.T. video, and numerous others were hacked to shreads too.

What I want to know is what happened to the scenes Smith specifically shot for the television edit. I remember seeing scenes on late night talk shows back in 2001 with Carlin's scene as he holds up a sign that says "Will Give Love For a Ride."

if they ever air it, it'll probably be in the network tv version, not the cable version.

They cut that part out for the broadcast.

I love when they immediately cut (or "ripple") from the two young Jay and Silent Bob to Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith, with Jason going "One, Two, Three, Four...", skipping many of the F-bombs utterred.

that edit is hilarous!


I first question why someone would even bother bringing this to TV because half the lines in the movie would be cut or edited...
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then i remember that edits = comic gold.

That above edit gets my "Son of a Butthead*" seal of comic approval.




(*From the TV edit of "Back to the Future")

I'm surprised they edited out anything at all. They seem to be saying whatever they want on cable these days!

on regular cable, you still can't say f*** and c*** but every other word is freely used (only on tv-ma shows though), and you still can only show an ass, no tits, or p***s yet.

So it wasn't just a Silent Bob film, it was literally a silent film?

i taped this for a friend who doesn't like a lot of swearing and sex jokes in movies for the hell of it, and without commercials, the movie was only 1 hour and 25 minutes, while the real version is about 1 hour and 45 minutes. so about 20 minutes of material was cut.

Actually Comedy Central has aired South Park:BL&U uncensored quite a few times. So they can say whatever they want I guess they just choose not too with J&SBSB

they only play that at like 1 in the morning

Here in Toronto, CITY TV (a local independant station) broadcast this film unedited. Yes, it's an over-the-air channer, and they had a disclaimer stating that the movie contains "excessive profanity". Here, movies that start at 9:00 PM generally are shown unedited, to a certain degree. I was somewhat surprised that they allowed all of those F Bombs, but it was funny as hell to watch again.

"Excessive profanity" is a understatment.

Name any other non-Joe Pesci movie with the F-bomb that many times?

Who cares if they edit it? Why not just watch the DVD?

nil by mouth, at least 410 in only a 2 hour movie

Because its funny to see how TV stations get around scenes/languange in thier edits.

You gotta admit that some edits are absurdly funny.

Nothing can beat the "melonfarmer" edits in Die Hard 3.

Ahem. The phrase "melon farmer" originally began in the television edit of Repo Man.