no longer suspended after 1180 days...don't remember what i said since then but hey i'm back

And so your first post is an off-topic thread in the wrong forum area?

So??

3.3 years...you must be very patient I would have given up.




Also, you didn't make your point. What happens "when your back"?

I'm guessing you didn't spend any of those 1180 days practicing your punctuation, grammar, or capitalization?

Geez, what did you do to get suspended for so long?

I have a feeling this post could get a lot more fun and/or locked.

1180 days? Boy, that's strict. What did you do, kill another forum member? Run over Geoff's cat?

Probably just never bothered to ask to have it lifted.. or couldn't structure a sentence coherent enough to make the request clear.

Nah, I'd have a hard time believing that.

Here's Cam's other post.

I mean it, OTHER post. He has TWO.

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...729#post553729

Seems pretty innocuous.

He didn't use the proper punctuation! He only got 1180 days?

Why does it give him 392 posts in his profile?

I think after this blatant off-topicry, you deserve at least another 1200.

I found a good depiction and description of what we are likely dealing with here:



This person is a mystery: Is he a foreigner with only tenuous grasp of English? Is his brain addled by some powerful drug? Does he suffer a serious mental debility? Is he typing wearing a catcher's mit? This person's rampant typos, malapropisms and seemingly aggressive use of execrable grammar can't be explained merely in terms of poor typing skills or the lack of a spell checker. Even non-English speakers generally do a better job of punctuation grammar and capitalization, and this person is all the more puzzling because if one goes to the trouble of wading through the muddle of his messages a discernable idea will usually emerge. For example, in a forum discussion about a painting he might say, "Sorry the picchr the har is wrog. The culir. I liike the lips bot teh Paintng is sucs". When attacked for his random capitalization this person might respond, "oPS i HITTED THE CAPDLOCK". Not surprisingly, he drives everyone absolutely nuts, but he is utterly impervious to any sort of correction and if their attacks persist he will sign off in a huff with something like, "yuor forum si stupef. bYE!"

Hmm. Archived posts, maybe? Deleted stuff?

Well those 390 posts were all infractions which added up to his 1180 day suspension so the mods had to remove them.

"I.. love a parade...."

When your back does what? Itches? Grows hair? Gets tattoed without you knowing it? Grows nipples and parades around claiming it is your chest? Damnit man, what is it!?

Let me be the first... and I do mean first ... one to welcome you back.

All your base....

No, no, all your back.