Did anyone like Office Space as much as I did? I must of seen it about 20 times and everytime I watch it, it still makes me laffffffffffffffffff.

mmm yeah...so how about those TPS Reports?

Did you get that memo?

mmm...yeah

Damn, it feels good to be a gangsta!

but that's my stapler. :mumble: that's it

Good luck with the firing.

What am I going to do with 40 subscriptions to Vibe?

My assistant manager at work changed our timecards to read "Time and Personnel Summary" just so he can ask us for our TPS reports.

A real gangsta ass n...uh uhh...okay let me stop.

I am also not a poosey

"No one is this country can ever pronounce my name right. It's not that hard: Nayee-Nanajar. Nayeenanajar."

"Yeah, well, at least you're name isn't Michael Bolton."

"You know, there's nothing wrong with that name."

"There WAS nothing wrong with it. Until I was about 12 years old, and that no-talent-ass-clown BECAME famous and started winning Grammy's."

"Why don't you just go by Mike, instead of Michael?"

"No way! Why should I change it? He's the one who sucks."

I have a Swingline Stapler on my desk. It isn't Red though.

"Um Yeaaaah, Riiiight."

"Two chicks at the same time"

got a black one, as well. brought it to school one day as my own silent homage to this wonderful film.