I have some AWESOME movie ideas!
01-07-03 | 10:56 PM
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I have some AWESOME movie ideas!
I get a lot of time to think up movies during study hall, so I thought I'd think up movie concepts.
Have a movie about some football team, that plays in a league (not the XFL though LOL!!!) This football team is really bad ya see, they can't even score a touchdown (maybe because of a curse!), but they get a lot of field goals, ya see. Then in order to defy Hollywood convention, they LOSE the big game, because field goals don't get you any points at all (we'd bend the rules of football) and touchdowns get lots of points.
Base a movie on "Star Wars," I think it has potential
There should also be a movie about a golf ball putting return thing that becomes really depressed, and tries prozac. The prozac does nothing to cure the depression, so the golf ball putting return thing becomes a homocidal murderer! I think I'd call it "The Golf Ball Putting Return Thing that Went Crazy and Murdered Lots of People."
I think it would be really cool to see a biopic about Preston "Bully" Brooks, the guy who beat the crap out of another person on the Senate floor. I'm strongly seeing Susan Lucci playing the love interest in this one (that is, if we can afford her)
My final idea is for an erotic thriller entitled "Shuffleboard." It'd be about all the intrigue involved with competitive shuffleboard. I'm imagining this really cool scene where the protagonist is walking to the court to get some practice, and he thinks someone is already practicing on the court, but upon closer inspection the person has a shuffleboard stick through their brain!!! (This guy would be dead also) I'm hoping we'd be able to get a cameo from Jack Kensington, the top Shuffleboard player in the world (think Lee Trevino in Happy Gilmore)
That's just a sampling of what I've come up with!
Have a movie about some football team, that plays in a league (not the XFL though LOL!!!) This football team is really bad ya see, they can't even score a touchdown (maybe because of a curse!), but they get a lot of field goals, ya see. Then in order to defy Hollywood convention, they LOSE the big game, because field goals don't get you any points at all (we'd bend the rules of football) and touchdowns get lots of points.
Base a movie on "Star Wars," I think it has potential
There should also be a movie about a golf ball putting return thing that becomes really depressed, and tries prozac. The prozac does nothing to cure the depression, so the golf ball putting return thing becomes a homocidal murderer! I think I'd call it "The Golf Ball Putting Return Thing that Went Crazy and Murdered Lots of People."
I think it would be really cool to see a biopic about Preston "Bully" Brooks, the guy who beat the crap out of another person on the Senate floor. I'm strongly seeing Susan Lucci playing the love interest in this one (that is, if we can afford her)
My final idea is for an erotic thriller entitled "Shuffleboard." It'd be about all the intrigue involved with competitive shuffleboard. I'm imagining this really cool scene where the protagonist is walking to the court to get some practice, and he thinks someone is already practicing on the court, but upon closer inspection the person has a shuffleboard stick through their brain!!! (This guy would be dead also) I'm hoping we'd be able to get a cameo from Jack Kensington, the top Shuffleboard player in the world (think Lee Trevino in Happy Gilmore)
That's just a sampling of what I've come up with!
01-08-03 | 11:16 AM
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There should also be a movie about a golf ball putting return thing that becomes really depressed, and tries prozac. The prozac does nothing to cure the depression, so the golf ball putting return thing becomes a homocidal murderer! I think I'd call it "The Golf Ball Putting Return Thing that Went Crazy and Murdered Lots of People."
In fact I saw a short student film about a golf ball that goes homicidal and kills people. It was pretty funny.
In fact I saw a short student film about a golf ball that goes homicidal and kills people. It was pretty funny.
01-08-03 | 12:25 PM
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01-08-03 | 12:50 PM
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How about a movie in which a serial killer abducts a girl, and the cop that is assigned to solve the case falls in love with the girl. But here's the catch, they are all the same guy who has multiple personalities. Also, there will be a chase sequence. So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop's after them on a motorcycle and it's like a battle between motors and horses, like technology vs. horse.And the killer will have a really cool way that he kills people. The killer's a literature professor. He cuts off little chunks from his victims' bodies until they die. He calls himself "the deconstructionist". I saw a tattoo of this snake eating itself yesterday, so now in one of the final scenes, the serial killer will force the girl to eat herself, but in the process be eating himself.
My mom said it was a taut psychological thriller and its Psycho meets Dressed to Kill.
My mom said it was a taut psychological thriller and its Psycho meets Dressed to Kill.
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01-08-03 | 01:13 PM
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Originally posted by Brain Stew
How about a movie in which a serial killer abducts a girl, and the cop that is assigned to solve the case falls in love with the girl. But here's the catch, they are all the same guy who has multiple personalities. Also, there will be a chase sequence. So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop's after them on a motorcycle and it's like a battle between motors and horses, like technology vs. horse.And the killer will have a really cool way that he kills people. The killer's a literature professor. He cuts off little chunks from his victims' bodies until they die. He calls himself "the deconstructionist". I saw a tattoo of this snake eating itself yesterday, so now in one of the final scenes, the serial killer will force the girl to eat herself, but in the process be eating himself.
My mom said it was a taut psychological thriller and its Psycho meets Dressed to Kill.
How about a movie in which a serial killer abducts a girl, and the cop that is assigned to solve the case falls in love with the girl. But here's the catch, they are all the same guy who has multiple personalities. Also, there will be a chase sequence. So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop's after them on a motorcycle and it's like a battle between motors and horses, like technology vs. horse.And the killer will have a really cool way that he kills people. The killer's a literature professor. He cuts off little chunks from his victims' bodies until they die. He calls himself "the deconstructionist". I saw a tattoo of this snake eating itself yesterday, so now in one of the final scenes, the serial killer will force the girl to eat herself, but in the process be eating himself.
My mom said it was a taut psychological thriller and its Psycho meets Dressed to Kill.
01-08-03 | 02:28 PM
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Originally posted by Brain Stew
How about a movie in which a serial killer abducts a girl, and the cop that is assigned to solve the case falls in love with the girl. But here's the catch, they are all the same guy who has multiple personalities. Also, there will be a chase sequence. So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop's after them on a motorcycle and it's like a battle between motors and horses, like technology vs. horse.And the killer will have a really cool way that he kills people. The killer's a literature professor. He cuts off little chunks from his victims' bodies until they die. He calls himself "the deconstructionist". I saw a tattoo of this snake eating itself yesterday, so now in one of the final scenes, the serial killer will force the girl to eat herself, but in the process be eating himself.
My mom said it was a taut psychological thriller and its Psycho meets Dressed to Kill.
How about a movie in which a serial killer abducts a girl, and the cop that is assigned to solve the case falls in love with the girl. But here's the catch, they are all the same guy who has multiple personalities. Also, there will be a chase sequence. So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop's after them on a motorcycle and it's like a battle between motors and horses, like technology vs. horse.And the killer will have a really cool way that he kills people. The killer's a literature professor. He cuts off little chunks from his victims' bodies until they die. He calls himself "the deconstructionist". I saw a tattoo of this snake eating itself yesterday, so now in one of the final scenes, the serial killer will force the girl to eat herself, but in the process be eating himself.
My mom said it was a taut psychological thriller and its Psycho meets Dressed to Kill.
I saw that movie, too. I'm amazed that you remembered all that.
01-08-03 | 03:07 PM
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Originally posted by Brain Stew
But here's the catch, they are all the same guy who has multiple personalities. Also, there will be a chase sequence. So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop's after them on a motorcycle and it's like a battle between motors and horses, like technology vs. horse.
But here's the catch, they are all the same guy who has multiple personalities. Also, there will be a chase sequence. So the killer flees on horseback with the girl, the cop's after them on a motorcycle and it's like a battle between motors and horses, like technology vs. horse.
