"He stole your $7.50 and two hours. And you're not getting it back!"

A quick sloppy job, but Photoshoppers enjoy.

"From the Producer of Pearl Harbor comes a more obvious pile of sh*t"

"Joe Camel is my bitch!"

das

Makes "The Hot Chick" look like a classic ....

Better than "Glitter"!

90 minutes of your life you will never get back!

Imagine the deep voice trailer guy as he says
"First Casablanca...then Godfather....now the Kangaroo."

"Based On A 'Roo Story"

or

"Julia Roberts As You've Never Seen Her Before"

Just reading these taglines has me

Relax. It's not crocodile dundee 4

This time it's REALLY the end of Jerry O'Connell's career!

"I'm a stupid little kangaroo, but I have stupid little sunglasses, so stupid little children will invest trillions of dollars seeing me so they can laugh so much that when they look back fondly on this cute little movie in a couple years they will say 'Hot Damn!, I sure am glad I saw that cute little Kangaroo movie, as you should too!'"

And then the cool part will be the fact that the bolded you will be shaped like a finger (cuz it's pointing at you!)

"The greatest marsupial story ever told."

"Rob Schneider IS the Kangaroo!"

"Please don't punch the theater workers after viewing this movie. It's not their fault."



Honk!

I like this one

Home Alone 5: Lost in Autralia

"Even considering to see this film is nothing less than a cultural act of war. If you do not know what the preceding sentence means, come on in!"

From the brilliant minds of Gone with the Wind, comes another cinematic triumph....

"Hey, at least it's not that stupid kan............wait a minute."

"Simply Brilliant!, Jerry O'Connell's performance is pure magic.....Oh, who am I kidding, even I didn't like this peice of s*%t!" - David Manning

"'Roo, There It Is!!!"

"Because Casting A Koala Woulda Just Been Dumb"

"That's Not A Banana In His Pouch, He's Just Happy To See You"

Ok, I'll stop now.