I don't have much but I have:

The MUTTER cd autographed by RAMMSTIEN

Remember those old foot tall boxes cds used to come in? I have one autographed by ACE FREHLEY and the rest of his "Frehley's Comets bandmembers.

Not much, but they're both pretty cool to me.

I got my Dio ticket signed
Does the 'Snake Pit' pass from the Metallica box set count?It's 'stamped' signed

I wouldn't consider any of my music stuff "crap," but:

A Black Sabbath: Reunion CD signed by all of the original members of the band.

A 45 RPM of UFO: Youngblood/Lights Out signed by all of the members of the band from the No Place to Run tour.

Hmmm, I've got a few signed things:

-Count Bass D's "Art For Sale" CD signed by him
-Public Enemy's "There's A Poison Goin' On" CD signed by Chuck D
-Blackeyed Peas "Behind the Front" LP signed by the band
-?uestlove of the Roots signed copy of his "Babies Making Babies" compilation CD
-I think I have a signed Sister Machine Gun CD somewhere
-Pablo Francisco signed his "Sausage" comedy CD
-Not really music, but Henry Rollins signed one of his books for me

I think that's it.

Say what you want about this "album", but I've got a copy of Guns N' Roses The Spaghetti Incident? autographed by Axl and Slash. I think its pretty cool.

Denis Leary, "Lock and Load"
Natalie Merchant, "Tigerlily"
Tim Booth (lead singer, James) - "James"
10,000 Maniacs - "Love Among the Ruins," "Earth Pressed Flat"
Heather Nova - "Siren"

RS

I've got a setlist page from a Cheap Trick show, the back of which is autographed by Art Alexakis of Everclear. It reads, "To John! Missed You! Art Alexakis"...I'm a huge Everclear fan; Art was in town for a special Cheap Trick show...a coworker went, and had the opportunity to meet him afterwards. It hangs framed on my living room wall.

I have the Xena: Lyre, Lyre Hearts on Fire soundtrack signed by Joseph LoDuca... both cover and CD.

~Scheherazade

Tony Bennett - Jazz CD signed on cover.
Barrett Deems - How'd You Like it So Far? and Deemus CD's signed on inside.
Ozzy Osbourne - No More Tears 12" album signed on cover.

I have the Japanese and U.S. versions of Journey's Arrival cd inserts signed by all members of the band.

A dollar bill signed by Wayne Static (he drew over George Washington and gave him big hair and a long goatee )

A Ozzfest 99 flyer signed by the lead singer of Head P.E.

That's it. I generally don't try to get stuff signed (My ex-gf got me the Wayne Static dollar bill because she hung out wiht him backstage) and I got the Head P.E. sig because I kept running into that guy at other shows he played so after bumping into him at Ozzfest (he was walking around) I just figured why not. I'd like to get setlists though.

a poster signed by Tommy Aldridge (former Ozzy Osbourne drummer)

I went to a clinic he gave at a drum shop back in the early 90's

I have autographed copes of the Fuel CDs Sunburn and Something Like Human as well as a publicity photo. My prized possession is my autographed independent release by Fuel - Porcelain. I won tickets and backstage passes to meet them from their website, pretty cool experience.

My uncle attended a wedding that Bob Seger was also at, so he took the cover of my Beautiful Loser CD and got it signed.

In order of importance (less to more):

1 Fishbone - Ticket Stub - signed by Angelo Moore
2 Jesus Jones - Doubt CD booklet - signed by the band
3 Super Furry Animals - Radiator CD booklet - signed by lead singer Gruff
4 Richard Ashcroft - electric guitar

Bono signed my PopMart Tour book- 1997 in KC
The Edge signed the back of a gas station receipt- 1997 in KC
Sammy Hagar signed my ass- 2002, Van Rothgar tour (just kidding)

Todos el autographs I have.

Signed by Bono and Larry


Signed by Larry

Signed by Adam

Plus I have a few things by Sting, Andy Summers, Billy Idol, Tears For Fears

Whatever and Ever...Amen album cover signed by all members of Ben Folds Five

Print of King's X self-titled album COVER signed by all 3 members

Photo of Queensryche signed by all 5 original members

Photo of Ratt signed by all 5 members (Out of the Cellar era)

L.A. Guns 1st tape signed by all 5 members (1987)

...laugh if you must...

Promo flats:
Faith No More - Album Of The Year
Everything But The Girl - Walking Wounded
Frente - Shape
Mighty Mighty Bosstones - Let's Face It

8x10 Photo (I took it myself):
BNL

CD's:
Henry Rollins - Weight
Peter Murphy - Deep, Love Hysteria
BNL - Pirate Ship, Maybe You Should Drive
Garbage - Version 2.0
Ottmar Leibert - Borasco
Public Enemy - Fear Of A Black Planet
Rage Against The Machine - Evil Empire
Jerry Seinfeld - I'm Telling You For The Last Time

Albums:
George Clinton - Parliament Live In Houston
Erasure - A Little Respect 12-inch single

Carl Cox, Darren Emerson, Pete Tong, and
Paul & Phil Hartnoll (Orbital) - all 5 on a slipmat.
Paul & Phil also on a Box cd single.
All 4 of the Prodigy from '92 on double gatefold vinyl.
Alan Wilder of Depeche Mode on a tour program picture.
Aphex Twin on a Polygon Window LP.
Moby on his first album.
Damon Albarn from Blur / Gorillaz on a flat.
Fatboy Slim (signed Norman) on a promo poster.

I got the whole band to sign my copy of "Radiator"

band members from Symposium

(Hefner) Darren Hayman's autograph

won a autographed poster of the band "Ash"

I have a pretty big selection of autographed items, my favorite probably being the U.K. uncensored LP version of "Pros and Cons of Hitchiking" autographed very largely in black marker by Roger Waters.

I have a Peter Frampton signed Frampton Comes Alive deluxe edition cd.

I have a Steve Hackett signed box set called Archives.

Breeders - Safari EP
Badly Drawn Boy - About a Girl Soundtrack (and an 8x10)
Urge Overkill - Saturation
Charlie Sexton - Charlie Sexton
Toad the Wet Sprocket - Fear
Letters To Cleo - Aurora Gory Alice
Go-Go's - God Bless the Go-Go's
Belly - Star
Pixies - Bossanova
John Hiatt - Perfectly Good Guitar
The Church - several cds and lp covers
and some pieces of paper signed by Ray Davies, Weird Al Yankovic, and Micky Dolenz.

The pride and joy of my collection are my autographed life-sized standees My 1st signed one was from Olivia Newton-John and the last one was from Shania Twain.

I've got a number of signed LP covers ranging from Billy Joel to Barry Manilow.

The oddest piece I have is a "Don't Go Breaking My Heart" Sheet Music signed by Elton John. He was shopping at the record store I was in and I grabbed the closest thing I could find for him to sign.